IM log: Doug and Domino (guest appearance by Marie-Ange)

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XCypherDoug: Um, Dom? You there? My IM says you are...
LadyLuck13: dougie!!11!!
XCypherDoug: Ohboy. Dare I ask how much vodka you've had, Dom?
LadyLuck13: Loftts and lotss. there was the plain vodka an the ppeper vodka and the lemmmon. not finishd that one yet tho.
XCypherDoug: ...Dom, have you been _sharing_ the vodka?
LadyLuck13: nooooo. they're sleeeeeping. SHHH!
XCypherDoug: What, you drank them both under the table? :)
LadyLuck13: nooo. i wore them out! heee. oww tho. sex when all blak and blue? not so much fun.
XCypherDoug: I'll take your word for it, Dom.
XCypherDoug: Um...how injured are you, Dom?
LadyLuck13: whhhy? cant play doctr over the net, silly dougie. sad yes/
XCypherDoug: Sorry, Dom. Like I told you, Angie's a bit posessive. :)
LadyLuck13: silly emotcons. do they have onefor oww?
XCypherDoug: I'm sure they do. They've got an emotion for everything.
XCypherDoug: How about X-P
LadyLuck13: not bad. loooks like yees swoollen shut. one of mine is! im all puffy, dougie. ewww.
XCypherDoug: Okay, so you've got a black eye and a black-and-blue leg. What's the whole tally?
LadyLuck13: mmm. balck and blue ALLL over. Yuck. bangedup ribs. cut me up a litttle triying to get me to talk. and the smartass with th ecigarrete. yeah, that wsa soooo hollywoood.
XCypherDoug: _Cigarette burns_? *facepalm* Dom...you're determined to worry me, aren't you?
LadyLuck13: worrry? dont worry, duogie. had wosre. truck bomb went BOOM and thye lost interst. and amandas little chram warned me, so I gto odwn and got away. wihs i'd paid more atttention toit yestrday....
XCypherDoug: So much for an easy job, eh, Dom? Please tell me you've at least gotten medical attention.
LadyLuck13: sortof. my sodliers played doctor!
LadyLuck13: i like them evne if htey fell asleep. were NICe to me. not like mr cigrette. hah! goood timing on the truck bobm. had me faecdown on the table pulllling down his fly, bastard.
LadyLuck13: thats why i like guys like you, dougie. cause your'e too nice to do that. wouldnt cross your mind. Thats really sweett.
XCypherDoug: Ack! lkuagioyl;kj
XCypherDoug: Grr. no thinking about my Doug's ... parts that you should not be thinking about. ;)
LadyLuck13: your duog? Angei! hi sweetie. Im a littlle drunk.
XCypherDoug: Really? I had no idea. I cannot tell at all. :/
LadyLuck13: sore too. bleh. my hadns aren't shakinng anymore tho! except frum the vodka.
XCypherDoug: I am going to assume that you are only flirting with Doug because of the vodka. If you are hurt you should probably call Nathan. He would help.
LadyLuck13: nto a POCHER, Angie. juts flirting. dont want to call nate. chanegd my mind. happpy pills an d nice vodka, thats all a girrl needs.
XCypherDoug: Pocher? Oh. Poacher. I think you are not supposed to lk;jakweglkjb
XCypherDoug: There. Got it back.
XCypherDoug: And I will be right back as soon as I make my cranky girlfriend have an aspirin and a nap.
LadyLuck13: oooh, go dougie! redheds need carful managing youknow.
LadyLuck13: wihs mr cigrette had gootten to meet nate. wuldn't have liked that. bastrd.
LadyLuck13: dogie? how many fingres are we supossedto have again?
XCypherDoug: That's it, Dom. You take your pick of either Nathan or Pete, because one of them needs to know what's going on. I'm really worried about you.
LadyLuck13: welll Be like lthat mr knowitall. maybee i'llll just go somewheree ELSE.
XCypherDoug: I have faith in their abilities to track you down, Dom. I'm also willing to do a little judicious hacking, if that's what it takes.
LadyLuck13: ppppbh. nowyour jus flirting.
LadyLuck13: stpid psiinhibtors. wouldnt have had ANy problem without em.
XCypherDoug: *taps foot* I'm waiting for a decision, Dom. Otherwise I just go get both.
LadyLuck13: tatttletale. going to get mmmore pillls now, dougie. i hurt all over.
*** LadyLuck13 has signed off.
XCypherDoug: *headdesk* Right. Both it is.
*** XCypherDoug has signed off.