Email to Warren
May. 1st, 2015 07:21 pmto: [miles weird old dude friend]
from: [bling]
hey u work 4 the detectives right?
there's this fox in chernobyl that was filmed making a sandwich n im worried it might b a mutant shapeshifter. i no its not likely but i cant stop thinking about it.
my rents said i could hire a detective 2 go check it out. could u go? or get some1 from yer agency or whatever 2 go
thx.
from: [bling]
hey u work 4 the detectives right?
there's this fox in chernobyl that was filmed making a sandwich n im worried it might b a mutant shapeshifter. i no its not likely but i cant stop thinking about it.
my rents said i could hire a detective 2 go check it out. could u go? or get some1 from yer agency or whatever 2 go
thx.
no subject
Date: 2015-05-02 01:01 am (UTC)From: [Warren]
My dear Ms. Washington,
Far be it from me to say no to a paying customer. I assure you, we at XFI will do our best to get to the bottom of this.
If it is in fact a shapeshifting mutant, assistance will, of course, be provided.
Thank you for coming to X Factor Investigations for this. A invoice quote has been attached to this email. I'm sure we can forgo a retainer. You look trustworthy.
We will strive to provide you with answers.
Sincerely,
Warren Worthington III
Attachment: quote-RW-2015