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[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

God I'm so bored. I'm stuck in the mansion for the foreseeable future and I can't do anything productive since I'm hobbling around like a pirate. Entertain me please?

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[xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com]

Anytime someone says "entertain me," I instantly feel boring!

You'd make a good pirate. Want me to get you a parrot? Think of all the words it would learn around here...

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I've resorted to watching reality TV. You're vastly more entertaining than the Real Housewives of I don't even know where.

Wait are we talking Anne Bonny pirate or Jack Sparrow because there's a difference.

We already have a zoo. What's one more?

[xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com]

I watched Masterchef Junior the other day. Those little kids piss me off.

Funny you say Jack Sparrow. He came up just the other night.

Can you read parrot minds? That might just be irritating.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Lol, why so?

Oh? With whoooo? :D

I can't read animal minds. I've tried a few times but it just wound up giving me a headache. If they have thoughts they're structured completely different than ours.

[xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com]

They're just all so damn...cute. And perfect. And they cook way better than I could. Actually, I'm pretty sure I haven't eaten anything ever as fancy as on that show. (Pretty sure Aunt Nina's Kugel doesn't count.)

Scott, actually. Apparently his dad? WTF? So confused by this.

What about monkeys? Or did you try them already?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Those kids are anomaly, which is why they're on TV. The height of experience for most 10-year-olds is making Spaghetti-Os in the microwave.

You know...we do live close to the fancy food mecca of the world (next to Paris). We could totally go out and try something fancy if you're up for it?

Scott's dad is Jack Sparrow?

Lol. I haven't tried them yet. Could be something worth exploring. Them and dolphins. But I think I'll get very similar results.