text to Clea
Sep. 9th, 2015 10:03 pmWTF CLEA?!? REALLY?!?
Mate, we gave you a flipping surprise party with cake AND ice cream AND pizza AND we bought you that book so now I have to get a job because I'm broke and you put a flipping RACCOON in our suite?!?!?!
Mate, we gave you a flipping surprise party with cake AND ice cream AND pizza AND we bought you that book so now I have to get a job because I'm broke and you put a flipping RACCOON in our suite?!?!?!
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Date: 2015-09-10 03:10 am (UTC)This was when I thought you blew me off...and I sort of forgot to tell you. Don't open your sock drawer
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Date: 2015-09-10 03:12 am (UTC)Suddenly I'm very afraid to be your best mate.
What did you put in my sock drawer, Clea?
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Date: 2015-09-10 03:20 am (UTC)There was no misunderstanding. How should I know you like too plan surprise parties? I was crushed. So I took Cata and told her to find a rodent. There may or may not be a family of mice living in there.
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Date: 2015-09-10 03:41 am (UTC)Bollocks. How many mice are there supposed to be, Clea? Because there's just one sleeping in a nest of my socks now.
At least Cata chased away the raccoon.
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Date: 2015-09-10 03:44 am (UTC)It was the first time we were together for birthdays. So...I pranked. It was funny.
Three. Meaning the other two escaped. Maybe Cata can hunt them down.
See...raccoon gone.