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[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] just staying in my aptmnt w/all the vodka this wknd
[2/4] good timing
[3/4] holy shit these doughnuts are delicious
[4/4] eating all of them myself

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[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

Everything ok? Thought I'd be fueling another drunk weekend.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/5] moved somebody to this new place
[2/5] she got outed as a mutant and doxxed
[3/5] threats were getting violent
[4/5] the creepers had pics of her littlest cousin, etc
[5/5] just frustrating as fuck

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/2] Well, shit. That does deserve drinking all the vodka I sent.
[2/2] Anything I can do from my end?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/5] nah, its handled
[2/5] just the worst realizing still cant do anything
[3/5] not that shield/sword were better
[4/5] at least she had somewhere safe to be
[5/5] also, i didnt forget to vote, i totes voted

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Being able to help that small bit was better than what we had before.
[2/4] Better than what I'm able to do.
[3/4] They have mail in ballots I didn't know about?
[4/4] Damn, I could've come back to the States then.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] true, it was good to get her out of where she was
[2/4] yes thereve always been mailin ballots
[3/4] u should come back to the states anyway
[4/4] could help me with the vodka b/f i get alcohol poisoning

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Lies, the mail ins have been nothing but lies.
[2/4] Would if I could. Stuck on long recon.
[3/4] Boring ass CEO types with all the deep dark secrets.
[4/4] Figured all our Shark Week marathons would've given you a stronger liver.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/5] still think the dems would have better luck
[2/5] if they offered vodka and doughnuts like belarus
[3/5] just seems a solid plan
[4/5] sure but drinking alone is sad
[5/5] ceos are assholes

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] They probably would but then the Republicans would do the same.
[2/4] And they'd get a bigger turnout, sadly.
[3/4] I'm drinking with you in spirit. I could really use one actually.
[4/4] CEOs need to stop being so stereotypically a waste of a human being.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/3] ugh republicans thats so irritating
[2/3] id promise to save u some but well
[3/3] im shooting the ceo in spirit for u?

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] Enjoy, imbibe, just don't let me hear about some guy found dead in his apartment from too much vodka.
[2/3] I'm waiting for him to turn pale and fall over.
[3/3] How long's this spirit shooting need to take effect?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/3] wont die, promise ill order thai or smthg
[2/3] i mean i nvr said which ceo
[3/3] maybe i spirit shot the wrong one

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] Charge it to Coulson's card. Let him know we say hi.
[2/3] I figured even your spirit shots should have impossibly accuracy.
[3/3] Thought I sent you some of the details.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/7] aw phil
[2/7] im pretty awesome its true
[3/7] ur in a subsidiary of a ridic corp, there are like
[4/7] 3 ceos to choose from
[5/7] subsidiary, other subsidiary, &umbrella corp
[6/7] but didnt want to interrupt ur thing w/kc
[7/7] phil would frown at me so hard

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] Don't let your head get as big as Stark's. :P
[2/3] All 3 are shady. Spirit arrow for all of them, ftw?
[3/3] Phil frowns at us all the time anyway.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/5] could beat starks ego if i wanted
[2/5] sure ill get rght on that, no prob
[3/5] yeh but theres a diff b/t his 'i disapprove but...' face
[4/5] and his 'u done effed up barton...' face
[5/5] i dont like the second one

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] That I don't doubt. Then I'd be throwing you off a building.
[2/3] Send him the receipt with a note saying 'I was good this time.'
[3/3] He knows us well enough to understand.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/5] pssh throwing, u no i like jumping
[2/5] not like u can talk, i no how u r abt bridges
[3/5] were both awesome w/grappling devices
[4/5] walkin a weird line, not in shield/sword but
[5/5] still tryin not to disappoint phil

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Closest thing to flying. Like either of us are passing that feeling up.
[2/4] The company line about your new place and friends is stupid.
[3/4] Should be working together, not the dick posturing going on now.
[4/4] Don't think anything you'd do would disappoint. Except a life of crime.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/9] pretty much exactly hey remind me to give u
[2/9] this new line ive been wrkng on, tensile strength
[3/9] is so much better we need to go bungee jumping
[4/9] should be but current climate yadda yadda
[5/9] former connections to terrorist orgs
[6/9] currently functioning paramilitary groups
[7/9] operating outside the purview of the govt, etc etc
[8/9] ur confidence in me is heartening but damn, now
[9/9] i cant start robbing banks

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/5] Oh, fun. Think we could scrape up some time to jump off the Golden Gate with it? Or maybe the Grand Canyon?
[2/5] Ugh, politics. Do. Not. Want.
[3/5] Like the company doesn't have those themselves. Might as well be Torchwood with their outside the government, beyond the police schtick.
[4/5] Hey, you're the one that won me over with the bow and arrow line. You're stuck with me now.
[5/5] Need to instigate a scenario where that's necessary and he'll sign off.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/6] dunno probably but skyscrapers are more fun
[2/6] base jumping is also a thing we should do
[3/6] for real tho re: politics
[4/6] they got a whole division for just in case aliens besides thor show up
[5/6] that bow and arrow line was pretty epic, its true
[6/6] i like the way you think, lets see if we can arrange that

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Yes to both.
[2/4] Did the mermen count as aliens?
[3/4] Think I heard Coulson facepalming over your comms at that.
[4/4] Brain-hip connection thing you like to bring up.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/5] sweet, when ur stateside
[2/5] no, king of atlantis said they were lemurians
[3/5] and apparently native to earth just hella old or smthng
[4/5] u missed the full effect of it tho, the muffled
[5/5] cursing was the best

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] How is cryotube king man? Does he have a seaweed crown delivered by seagulls yet?
[2/4] Shame they were violent and uncommunicative. They probably had some info we'd find useful.
[3/4] Almost makes me want to hack the audio files for a listen.
[4/4] He must miss having an excuse to be less than polite.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/6] not yet, still just the massive fork
[2/6] gave em to phil, if anybody can get em to talk
[3/6] itll be him
[4/6] make me a copy if u do
[5/6] hes still got u, sure u can think of some ways
[6/6] to make him be 'less than polite'

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/5] What's the massive fork even do?
[2/5] Duh. You get a copy of just about everything anyway.
[3/5] I gave him some nesting dolls with our faces on them. Think he enjoys them for target practice.
[4/5] Saw some memo about ships and one of them might've been named Lemurian Star.
[5/5] Someone's a fan of mythical history. Wonder if they've heard about your green men yet.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/5] controls water i think maybe
[2/5] probably go well with the dart set i gave him for xmas
[3/5] ha, gogo history nerds
[4/5] the shipping co? prob not, kept it on the dl
[5/5] or is this a shield shipping co? cause then who knows

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/2] SHIELD shipping. Wonder what they need ships for.
[2/2] We give such thoughtful gifts to Phil.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] we shld send him all the antacids
[2/4] cause of the ulcer comment
[3/4] prob all the weird stuff agents bring home
[4/4] also, all the agents

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/2] Think there's a place that'll engrave custom messages like those valentine candy hearts?
[2/2] Thought they'd have more than enough ships by now.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/6] dont they do that with jelly bellies?
[2/6] but we cant use them cause
[3/6] theyre asshole abt politics
[4/6] we could just do candy hearts
[5/6] rumor mill says theres a fleet
[6/6] but u know how rumor mill is

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/2] We can give him candy hearts now. He can enjoy them way before anyone else.
[2/2] Rumor mill is full of shit. There are some things that came out of it that still make me laugh.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/3] true some of that stuff is legit ridic
[2/3] individual flavor bags
[3/3] we need to come up with a million things to put on the hearts

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/2] I'm sure that won't be too hard.
[2/2] I'm taking a week of vacation when this is over. Ugh, I miss my apartment.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/5] ha ive got like twenty already
[2/5] shot you the login for the mynecco account
[3/5] so you can help
[4/5] could've done discs but did hearts instead
[5/5] tiki torches, ill add em to ur patio

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] Awesome. Something fun and distracting.
[2/3] Of course, hearts. It shows how much we care.
[3/3] Ooh, they'll be nice. With the stuff I like?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] u know it re: smelly stuff u like
[2/4] me & colette are gonna have a talk about
[3/4] the stuff she listens to while ur gone
[4/4] radio mysteriously switched to npr

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] I think Colette needs another friend one of these days.
[2/3] While you brighten up her day, she says you don't visit enough. She gets droopy.
[3/3] Ew. That's not appropriate listening for her. Too drab and dry.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/5] the last time i brought pd over
[2/5] he tried to eat her lemons
[3/5] so not good, but ill find her some classical or smthng
[4/5] for reference took care of winterproofing ur pipes again
[5/5] so u wont come home to a flooded apt

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/3] Aww, bad PD. I need to leave some treats for him around my place.
[2/3] Much appreciated. It's nice having a place to come home to.
[3/3] Though if that did happen, I'd be crashing at your place.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/5] packing my place up atm, tho
[2/5] need a different place
[3/5] too expensive for me not pulling in govt hazard pay
[4/5] and its on shields radar anyway
[5/5] looking at a studio in red hook

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Aww, I liked that place.
[2/4] Hazard pay is surprisingly lucrative for government rates.
[3/4] Want to go halfsies on something?
[4/4] Been getting a feeling that I need more bolt holes etc.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/8] its nice but kinda out of the way now
[2/8] matts keeping his place i think
[3/8] still commuting for work at worthington industries
[4/8] sure, we can check out the place in red hook
[5/8] when you get back but if its halfsies
[6/8] probably bigger than a studio is better
[7/8] ill keep an eye out
[8/8] theres always antigua

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/7] I hope you're at least keeping those sheets I gave you. 1000 thread count isn't something to be thrown away lightly.
[2/7] Bit of a rough commute from where you guys are now. Wonder if he'd let me use his place in an emergency.
[3/7] Probably a good idea though I don't take up that much space.
[4/7] Colette needs a good balcony.
[5/7] What is it with you and Antigua?
[6/7] I'd rather go European, maybe Netherlands. Or Japan.
[7/7] I'm too pale for Japan though. :(

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/7] im too tall for japan id never be able to hide
[2/7] antiqua is beautiful and tiki torches work there
[3/7] tiki torches wld prob look weird in netherlands
[4/7] greece? wld be cheap rght? oh morocco get a riad!
[5/7] in marrakesh colette would totes do good there
[6/7] mattd totes let u stay at his place in a pinch
[7/7] omg those sheets are the bestthingever i will never get rid of them

[xp-blackwidow.livejournal.com]

[1/5] The globe is littered with tiki torches cause of you. They do add a bit of flare.
[2/5] Greece when it settles down sure.
[3/5] Colette would adore the sun there.
[4/5] Good to know I have that option if necessary.
[5/5] See! And you thought I was lying about the thread count being all the difference.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/6] theres worse things for the globe to be littered with
[2/6] saw a thing the other day — could have fun restoring
[3/6] a riad but the mosaic work is insane
[4/6] like the garden tho
[5/6] didnt think u were lying just exaggerating
[6/6] sleeps like clouds