TXTs to Jean, Jennie, Felicia, Wanda, NR, Matt

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

TXT to Jean:
ok whats the name of the restaurant again cos i might be lost


Group TXT to Jennie, Felicia, & Wanda:
[1/3] where the f am i going i got enough vodka to drown in
[2/3] & i cant find the damn restaurant
[3/3] somebody come find me or ill start drinking it all myself


TXT to NR:
[1/5] lost in little italy
[2/5] mostly willfully lost
[3/5] running out of vodka
[4/5] got reliable eyes on the ground in murrakech btw
[5/5] there was another thing i was gonna tell u


TXT to Matt:
u better b @ this thing 4 jean im bringing the good vodka

Comments

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I'm coming AND I have flowers.

I am the shit.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

ur A shit sure ill give u that one

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

my shit smells like roses

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] ur the most ridiculous
[2/4] wtf is there another restaurant named the same thing
[3/4] oh & im crashing @ ur place 2nite
[4/4] gave up mine over the wknd

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[1] better not be 2 or I'm hosed. fucking gps.
[2] sure
[3] are you a homeless bum or mooching off S&A?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] technically i think im a homeless bum
[2/4] but most of my stuffs at the mansion
[3/4] & im sort of buying a place in a different
[4/4] country so i dunno what the legit definition is

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[1] rich homeless bum
[2] does this country have extradition?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/4] nope no extradition treaty with the us
[2/4] which wasnt why i picked it but good to know
[3/4] most of the moneys not mine so just
[4/4] homeless bum excellent at mooching

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

smart carnie.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

i got me that edumacation

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

nah, you're an illiterate hag. S&A forged a GED

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

sure and all those other degrees too

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

damn right. and your "perfect attendance" award

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/2] think i can get wanda to make all the power
[2/2] in the restaurant flicker? i think i can

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

probably, but why?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

[1/2] might not be as lost as i implied
[2/2] might be trolling wanda

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

are you 12?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

might be easily amused

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

if you weren't, you'd be a pod person

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

right? see if u can egg her on