TXT to Felicia
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xp_communication(1)Do me a favour, and leak to the press that I had penis reduction surgery, and will be in the Bahamas recovering for the next six weeks. Doctors are hopeful that without the sheer massive dong between my legs, I'll be able to dance once again but they make no promises.
(2) Or however you want to word it. Make sure it's penis reduction though, not penis enlargement.
(3) <3
(4) Oh, and tell my parents the same story.
(2) Or however you want to word it. Make sure it's penis reduction though, not penis enlargement.
(3) <3
(4) Oh, and tell my parents the same story.
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Date: 2015-12-09 08:31 pm (UTC)[2] No
[3] Why do you think I would ever what no whyyyyy
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Date: 2015-12-09 08:38 pm (UTC)(2) For goodness sake's woman, my penis could have been cut off! I'm traumatized! I'm distraught! I need my friends more than ever now.
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Date: 2015-12-09 08:38 pm (UTC)Texts to Warren
Date: 2015-12-09 08:51 pm (UTC)[2] The lie has to be plausible Warren that's what makes it good.
[3] ...maybe.
Re: Texts to Warren
Date: 2015-12-09 08:56 pm (UTC)(2) And it is plausible! Fine. Say something about a lover stabbing me or something but I'm such a good person, I won't press charges. Imply it's one of the Bush twins. Jenna maybe.
(3) Winter wardrobe AND new shoes.
Re: Texts to Warren
Date: 2015-12-09 09:02 pm (UTC)[2] Deal. Except Jenna's still on mat leave I draw the line at messing with infants.
Re: Texts to Warren
Date: 2015-12-09 09:07 pm (UTC)(2) Fine. Barbara then. And I'll even send Jolene over so you can make her life a living hell while you make her buy you things.
Re: Texts to Warren
Date: 2015-12-09 09:08 pm (UTC)[2] ALSO YAAAAAY BUT MOSTLY WHAT???
Re: Texts to Warren
Date: 2015-12-09 09:16 pm (UTC)Re: Texts to Warren
Date: 2015-12-09 09:18 pm (UTC)[2] DID YOU TRY TO GO SOLVE A CASE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GANG WAR?
[3] I don't even know what to do with you right now
Date: 2015-12-09 09:22 pm (UTC)(2) :D
Re:
Date: 2015-12-10 03:51 pm (UTC)[2] Asshole
[3] Do you need anything that your coworkers won't bring you?
RE: Re:
Date: 2015-12-10 04:26 pm (UTC)