Email to Matt
Feb. 15th, 2016 08:46 pmTo: [bro]
From: [bro]
Subject: Legal stuff?
Attachment: CBarton_Contract_Redacted.doc
Hey, I got this contract thing I need you to look over, make sure I'm not getting shafted or anything. I've already sent a tentative yes, cause the lady was all up in my business about only have 48 hours, but jeez. It's kinda secret-ish. A little bit. Basically, safe houses. So all the actual names and shiz are redacted (sorry) but can you check it over for me?
From: [bro]
Subject: Legal stuff?
Attachment: CBarton_Contract_Redacted.doc
Hey, I got this contract thing I need you to look over, make sure I'm not getting shafted or anything. I've already sent a tentative yes, cause the lady was all up in my business about only have 48 hours, but jeez. It's kinda secret-ish. A little bit. Basically, safe houses. So all the actual names and shiz are redacted (sorry) but can you check it over for me?
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Date: 2016-02-16 01:52 am (UTC)From: [bro]
Subject: Re: Legal stuff?
Attachment: CBarton_Contract_Redacted.doc
I'm freelance now.
Dinner: fuckadvice
$500/hr: I'll read the contract and probably lead you correctly
$1000/hr: I'll actually do the job
Matt
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Date: 2016-02-16 01:58 am (UTC)From: [bro]
Subject: Re: Legal stuff?
Attachment: CBarton_Contract_Redacted.doc
Fuck that, I'm not paying you $1k/hr read over this contract. Ingrate. I'm giving you a place to crash in Hell's Kitchen so Foggy doesn't find out you're DD (without making you pay rent), helping you pack and move all your shit, and being a supportive sibling.
Don't make me ask Steve to have one of his friends do it and then explain that my own brother was trying to rob me. You know the face he'll make at you.
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Date: 2016-02-16 02:01 am (UTC)From: [bro]
Subject: Re: Legal stuff?
Attachment: CBarton_Contract_Redacted.doc
Oh fuckitall. ...but I've not decided if I'm going to move. Stop helping and I'll do it. Jesus.
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Date: 2016-02-16 02:04 am (UTC)From: [bro]
Subject: Re: Legal stuff?
Attachment: CBarton_Contract_Redacted.doc
Lord's name.
(Thanks.)
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Date: 2016-02-16 02:05 am (UTC)From: [bro]
Subject: Re: Legal stuff?
Attachment: CBarton_Contract_Redacted.doc
I'm reading this at Josie's. Don't join me.
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Date: 2016-02-16 02:07 am (UTC)From: [bro]
Subject: Re: Legal stuff?
Attachment: CBarton_Contract_Redacted.doc
Bow chica wa-wow.
(But srsly, Josie again? We talked about this. Make it a thing or let poor Josie move on. You're worse than me sometimes.)
You gonna need painkillers for a hangover in the morning?
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Date: 2016-02-16 02:09 am (UTC)From: [bro]
Subject: Re: Legal stuff?
Attachment: CBarton_Contract_Redacted.doc
I like Josie's. It's got the perfect amount of trash.
Nah. I'm good.