Emails to Kyle, Molly, & Matt

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle], [Mols]
From: [Clint]
Subject: Wanna take a trip?

Hey guys -

So a friend of mine just called and asked me to check out a thing in Barrow, Alaska. That's where SHIELD sent me last year around this time-ish. He said I'd probably need a small team, so I figured I'd see if you guys were interested in tagging along. It's cold as balls, though, so be warned. I've got some extra awesome cold weather gear to share, if you want in. Let me know - I'm looking at heading northward tomorrow or the day after, depending. I've gotten word that the weather's not actually as bad as the NWA says it is, so.

- Clint


To: [bro]
From: [bro]
Subject: Dogsitting?

Looks like I gotta take a trip up to Barrow in the next couple days. Not sure how long I'm gonna be gone, but Tasha's coming with. Can you watch Lucky for me?

Comments

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
CC: [Mols]
From: [Clint]
Subject: RE: Wanna take a trip?

Yeah, covers are gonna be a thing. Since we've got a couple days to figure this out, we can meet up and get all of that sorted before we head to the great white north.

Related: wtf why would you do that to yourself that is insane and also how do you still have your dangly bits?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: Barton
CC: Mols
From: Kyle

Well one of my X-peeps fell in the water and was kinda temporarily dead and you know, I can't actually probably die of hypothermia and I was the only dude there, so I hadda to underwater CPR. It sucked. I froze things but not my junk.

I mean if I had froze my junk I wouldn't tell anyone because bro, it'd have grown back anyway.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
CC: [Mols]
From: [Clint]
Subject: Wanna take a trip?

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude wtfffffffffffff but that's gotta be like kinda reassuring cause I'll bet it'd hurt like a bitch but you'd never be permanently dangly-bit-less.

How'd you do underwater CPR? Just the breathing thing? I'll bet you'd pull a Cap and like do ghetto cryo or something if you were stuck in arctic water for long enough. So you're in good company?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: Barton
CC: Mols
From: Kyle

It sucked ass. And then this medic dude made me drink chicken soup that tasted like chicken ass. Seriously, it had a taste like chicken shit smells. And yeah, uh, my parts'll come back factory original pretty much as long as I don't really fuck myself up. It itches like a bitch though.

Breathing thing only more limited b/c you gotta swim up to the surface, breathe for you, then get air for the other guy, then dive. Yeah, lets not explore if I could do ghetto cryo b/c I've already regrown some shit (intestines, ear, fingers, toes, like 65% of my skin) so I don't wanna get super frostbite.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle]
CC: [Mols]
From: [Clint]
Subject: RE: Wanna take a trip?

Factory original -- wait, no. I cannot even with you right now. Also, your hair is legit fantastic, how did I never notice that before? Good call, Mols.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

To: [C] and [K]
From: [M]
Subject: RE: Wanna take a trip?

I just call 'em like I see 'em.