Emails to Kyle, Molly, & Matt

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

To: [Kyle], [Mols]
From: [Clint]
Subject: Wanna take a trip?

Hey guys -

So a friend of mine just called and asked me to check out a thing in Barrow, Alaska. That's where SHIELD sent me last year around this time-ish. He said I'd probably need a small team, so I figured I'd see if you guys were interested in tagging along. It's cold as balls, though, so be warned. I've got some extra awesome cold weather gear to share, if you want in. Let me know - I'm looking at heading northward tomorrow or the day after, depending. I've gotten word that the weather's not actually as bad as the NWA says it is, so.

- Clint


To: [bro]
From: [bro]
Subject: Dogsitting?

Looks like I gotta take a trip up to Barrow in the next couple days. Not sure how long I'm gonna be gone, but Tasha's coming with. Can you watch Lucky for me?

Comments

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

To: [Science Nerd]
From: [Tech Geek]
CC: [Lit (hee hee) Dude]
Subject: RE: Wanna take a trip?

Roger dodger. I will let her know!

Oooh, can we go to Dounutlas?

Molly

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

To: [Mols]
CC: [Kyle]
From: [Clint]
Subject: RE: Wanna take a trip?

Donutulas? Sure, I'm down for donuts. Kyle, you in? We can do a stop there to pick up a bunch tonight. That way you can help me get all the winter weather gear from my place in the city and then we head back.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

To: [Science Nerd]
From: [Tech Geek]
CC: [Lit (hee hee) Dude]
Subject: RE: Wanna take a trip?

Sweet! Best meeting ever!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: Barton
CC: Mols
From: Kyle

Always up for donuts. If you're going to Donutulas, lemee text in the order, they know me and know to put flags on mine so I don't get anything I'll fart out.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

To: [Science Nerd]
From: [Tech Geek]
CC: [Lit (hee hee) Dude]
Subject: RE: Wanna take a trip?

Um...Mr. Kyle I didn't wanna know or think about that ever, sorry.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: Barton
CC: Mols
From: Kyle

What? They totally make my chocolate cruller with carob.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

To: [Science Nerd]
From: [Tech Geek]
CC: [Lit (hee hee) Dude]
Subject: RE: Wanna take a trip?

What's carob?

And I know we're buds and not like student teacher peoples anymore but I kinda don't wanna think about Kyle farts.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: Mols
CC: Barton
From: Kyle

Fake chocolate. It's not as good but, eh, chocolate and I don't get along.

That's why I get carob and not chocolate! so nobody has to encounter those farts.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

To: [Science Nerd]
From: [Tech Geek]
CC: [Lit (hee hee) Dude]
Subject: RE: Wanna take a trip?

They have FAKE chocolate? That's not cool! Can I try one with the carob?

Say no to farts? Also. Still ew!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: Mols
CC: Barton
From: Kyle

Sure. I just don't like, recommend it to anyone who can have real chocolate.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

To: [Science Nerd]
From: [Tech Geek]
CC: [Lit (hee hee) Dude]
Subject: RE: Wanna take a trip?

Wait...you really can't have real chocolate? Aw man, I'm sorry! I totally didn't read that right. :( I thought fake chocolate was bad but its good.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: Mols
CC: Barton
From: Kyle

For reals, no chocolate for me. Nothing with caffeine at all, though I can kinda manage that like super low caf white tea the Professor has sometimes. Not great with a bunch of sugar either - I dig a donut but legit I maybe can eat one and a half without feeling kinda sick.

OTOH you know, I grew my fingers back once after a dinosaur ate them, so I got that going for me. Seems fair.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

To: [Science Nerd]
From: [Tech Geek]
CC: [Lit (hee hee) Dude]
Subject: RE: Wanna take a trip?

Aw man. Why can't you eat it? Cause of your healing factor?

A DINOSAUR ATE YOUR FINGERS? Why did I not know this?! That's awesome! Okay, that's like...horrible and painful but DUDE.

...why was there a dinosaur?

Are you trolling me for April fools early?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: Mols
CC: Barton
From: Kyle

Well, less healing factor more the stuff that came with it like the ears and claws? I guess? I've got a list of stuff I can't eat, chocolate and McDonalds are the big ones.

Yep. Field trip that turned into a dinosaur party. It sucked, but was also a little awesome.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

To: [Science Nerd]
From: [Tech Geek]
CC: [Lit (hee hee) Dude]
Subject: RE: Wanna take a trip?

I don't like McDonalds either so we can totally not eat there together! lol

What kinda dinosaur was it?

...Can I have a dinosaur?