Txt to Kyle
Apr. 13th, 2016 08:04 am[1/4] Wait...why were you naked?
[2/4] I mean, I know you don't like shoes.
[3/4] But isn't that taking it a little far?
[4/4] Are you a naturalist now?
[2/4] I mean, I know you don't like shoes.
[3/4] But isn't that taking it a little far?
[4/4] Are you a naturalist now?
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Date: 2016-04-12 10:10 pm (UTC)(1/3) are you drunk
(2/3) did you hit your head
(3/3)why would I be naked and not replying to a text
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Date: 2016-04-12 10:16 pm (UTC)[2/7] Were they nice?
[3/7] Singular, unless it was plural...
[4/7] Kyle, were you having an orgy?
[5/7] Also, now I don't have to have the conversation.
[6/7] About how forestry and naked junk
[7/7] Are not a good combination.
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Date: 2016-04-12 10:18 pm (UTC)(2/4) not into that
(3/4) way too complicated
(4/4) eh. it was okay. I mean doesn't matter I had sex but eh.
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Date: 2016-04-12 10:29 pm (UTC)[2/8] You've gone from sex with love.
[3/8] To tab a in slot b.
[4/8] It's not nothing.
[5/8] But it's probably not the
[6/8] intensity you're used to.
[7/8] ....You probably already know that.
[8/8] Sorry. Surgery technique memorisation.
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Date: 2016-04-12 10:31 pm (UTC)(2/2)I got laid. It was fine.
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Date: 2016-04-12 10:39 pm (UTC)[2/3] Unless it involves about surgery.
[3/3] Did I mention I hate it?
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Date: 2016-04-12 10:40 pm (UTC)(2/2)how much more do you gotta do before you're a real doctor
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Date: 2016-04-12 10:52 pm (UTC)[2/6] But the assholes who seem drawn to it.
[3/6] Forever and ever.
[4/6] But mostly just the rest of the year
[5/6] Then I have residency for a few more years.
[6/6] Which is sort of like going from baby doctor to teenage Doctor.