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Apr. 29th, 2016 03:29 pm[1/7] Dude.
[2/7] What part of 'under the radar' do you NOT get?
[3/7] http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/29/476154494/weasel-shuts-down-world-s-most-powerful-particle-collider
[4/7] I know at least six science people who're gonna shit bricks.
[5/7] Put it back the way it's supposed to be or I'm gonna have to take your toys away.
[6/7] C'mon, I got one teenager to deal with, you're supposed to be grown.
[7/7] Stop making me be responsible.
[2/7] What part of 'under the radar' do you NOT get?
[3/7] http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/29/476154494/weasel-shuts-down-world-s-most-powerful-particle-collider
[4/7] I know at least six science people who're gonna shit bricks.
[5/7] Put it back the way it's supposed to be or I'm gonna have to take your toys away.
[6/7] C'mon, I got one teenager to deal with, you're supposed to be grown.
[7/7] Stop making me be responsible.
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Date: 2016-04-29 07:39 pm (UTC)[2/8] are you
[3/8] on
[4/8] did
[5/8] you read
[6/8] weasel
[7/8] actual weasel
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Date: 2016-04-29 07:57 pm (UTC)[2/2] The diet of the weasel includes rabbits, pygmy shrews, field mice, brown rats, house mice and bank voles. It does not include particle colliders.
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Date: 2016-04-29 07:59 pm (UTC)[2/4] In Greek Culture, a weasel near one's house is a sign of bad luck. In Canadian Culture, a weasel near one's phone is a sign you didn't read the article.
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[3/3] In France, Ruthenia and the early medieval culture of the Wends, weasels were not meant to be killed. Especially by particle colliders.
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Date: 2016-04-29 08:15 pm (UTC)[2/3] In Kenneth Grahame's classic children's book, The Wind in the Willows (1908), a pack of armed weasels, accompanied by other Mustelids, overruns Toad Hall and has to be driven out by Badger, Mole, Ratty, and Toad.
[3/3] In Wade W. Wilson's phone, a single Weasel accompanied by technology and skillz overruns text messages.