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[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

(1/3) You know how sometimes things sort of come back to you
(2/3) Well
(3/3) Sorry for that thing I did on my birthday.

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[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Which thing?

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Oh god there's more than one thing?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

There are several.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

I meant the thing after I spilled the drink on that guy and then tried to clean him up and you had to step in.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/4] Oh, yeah. That thing.
[2/4] There's also the thing where you kinda almost fell over the bar
[3/4] and I actually had to grab your belt loop and then you almost
[4/4] fell out of your pants, too.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

I have no recollection of that why would you bring that up

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

To clarify? I thought? You started this!

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

I was APOLOGIZING! You monster

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

It's okay. I didn't mind keeping your pants on you.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

I don't know how to respond to this it's sort of an insult but also thank you for helping me preserve my dignity

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

What? No. I meant that in a literal sense, not the side-eye one.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Don't judge my body

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

[1/3] You're ridiculous.
[2/3] Anyway, neither of those is as bad as the thing you did next to the ladybird.
[3/3] And you're still alive, so she obviously didn't mind.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD WHAT DID I DO

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Wait, now you want me to tell you?

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Wade I swear to God

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

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[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

I KNOW YOU'RE THERE

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