Txt to Marie-Ange
Mar. 19th, 2017 08:24 pm(1/2) Stuck in teleconference hell. No one seems to know how to mute, and this one guy is eating carrots..chips..bones of small children. it's so loud.
(2/2) I think he's a virgin, with a propensity for tie dye and birkenstocks. he also sounds like he loves the environment. I hate him so much.
(2/2) I think he's a virgin, with a propensity for tie dye and birkenstocks. he also sounds like he loves the environment. I hate him so much.
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Date: 2017-03-20 03:00 am (UTC)(2/2) The third thing is admirable the first two are offensive. Buy out his company and fire him for grotesque acts with carrots.
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Date: 2017-03-20 03:24 am (UTC)(2/2) I now hate almost everyone on this phone call. I dont even know why im on it. I shouldve sent a minion.
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Date: 2017-03-20 03:27 am (UTC)(2/3)Why did someone invent Skype anyway
(3/3)it is the devil. Are you at least hidden by a desk so you can take off your pants?
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Date: 2017-03-20 03:34 am (UTC)(2/2).....how have I never thought about that before?! no pants!!! I just have to wear a tie and everyone assumes i'm wearing pants! you're a genius!