Email to Fi
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To: [Fi]
From: [War]
I'm laying here listening to our song without any pants on.
Why, do you ask?
Because Bobbi SUCKS and she hid all my leather pants and how the hell am I supposed to strut to OUR SONG without leather pants on??
She also doesn't make fun of my penis like you do. It's such a turn off.
When are you back already???
I've eaten way too much "I miss you" ice cream. This has to stop. For the sake of my body, come back already.
ps: I'm super high. Like high enough to grow a cape. Pretty awesome.
From: [War]
I'm laying here listening to our song without any pants on.
Why, do you ask?
Because Bobbi SUCKS and she hid all my leather pants and how the hell am I supposed to strut to OUR SONG without leather pants on??
She also doesn't make fun of my penis like you do. It's such a turn off.
When are you back already???
I've eaten way too much "I miss you" ice cream. This has to stop. For the sake of my body, come back already.
ps: I'm super high. Like high enough to grow a cape. Pretty awesome.
Email to [Platonic Soulmate]; encrypted IP
Date: 2017-09-16 01:24 am (UTC)However, the second thing to bring up is why the fuck are the authorities stealing them in the first place? And how does one not bring up dick size when you're pantless?
Soon, baby, soon.
PS. We are going to get so messy when I'm finally home.
Re: Email to [Platonic Soulmate]; encrypted IP
Date: 2017-09-16 01:52 am (UTC)*pout*
I'm wearing Sue's unicorn pants. I thought that was a better option
Miss you baby
Email to [Platonic Soulmate]; encrypted IP
Date: 2017-09-16 02:34 am (UTC)Miss you, too, sweet pegacorn.