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To: [Fi]
From: [War]

I'm laying here listening to our song without any pants on.

Why, do you ask?

Because Bobbi SUCKS and she hid all my leather pants and how the hell am I supposed to strut to OUR SONG without leather pants on??

She also doesn't make fun of my penis like you do. It's such a turn off.

When are you back already???

I've eaten way too much "I miss you" ice cream. This has to stop. For the sake of my body, come back already.

ps: I'm super high. Like high enough to grow a cape. Pretty awesome.

Email to [Platonic Soulmate]; encrypted IP

Date: 2017-09-16 01:24 am (UTC)
xp_blackcat: (smile blurry)
From: [personal profile] xp_blackcat
The most important thing to remember here is that you look even better without pants on.

However, the second thing to bring up is why the fuck are the authorities stealing them in the first place? And how does one not bring up dick size when you're pantless?

Soon, baby, soon.

PS. We are going to get so messy when I'm finally home.

Email to [Platonic Soulmate]; encrypted IP

Date: 2017-09-16 02:34 am (UTC)
xp_blackcat: (business)
From: [personal profile] xp_blackcat
I don't even understand how this happened. Did you think she was getting you out of said pants? Was I supposed to scare her? Or know her in general? I think we figured out the flaw in this plan.

Miss you, too, sweet pegacorn.

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