TXT to Felicia

[xp_deadpool]

[1/6] Hoo boy, you two are missing out on some stuff.
[2/6] Like, dead-not-dead oops living in somebody else's brain
[3/6] type stuff. I'm kinda jealous about your trip to Kiev.
[4/6] But then, I ship it, so like. NORLICIA 5EVAAAAAAAAAA
[5/6] Or Felorth? I can't decide which one I like better.
[6/6] Opinions?

Comments

[xp_blackcat]

[1] Everyone's lack of boundaries in our office is astounding. Knew we should have paid cash.

[2] Both of those are terrible.

[3] Harth is the obvious choice.

[xp_deadpool]

[1/5] You knew this about us when you joined up.
[2/5] Both of those are amazing.
[3/5] Harth sounds like home and hearth.
[4/5] No one would even know it's a portmanteau.
[5/5] Which is ridiculous.

[xp_blackcat]

[1] The extent of it was understated. Between this and fake-out deaths my life is basically a Talking Heads song

[2] Some of us are subtle and not picking out china patterns you actual lunatic

[3] You need anything from the duty free?

[xp_deadpool]

[1/6] I mean, it's not like WE did the oops not dead thing.
[2/6] That was totally the X-Men. Ish. Mostly.
[3/6] Emma might've been involved a little.
[4/6] The last time spies I knew got married, I gave them silverware.
[5/6] Not sure they appreciated it.
[6/6] Do they have really huge Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Pumpkins at the duty free?

[xp_blackcat]

[1] I love gifts but you know we didn't elope or anything, right?

[2] Not at the Kiev airport. Ask for alcohol like a normal broken person, you weirdo

[xp_deadpool]

[1/5] Sure. There'd actually be silverware waiting for you if you had.
[2/5] But the China pattern comment reminded me.
[3/5] Why? I can get alcohol here. I can't seem to find
[4/5] Reese's Peanut Butter Cups the size of my head, though.
[5/5] Very frustrating. Might have to import.

[xp_blackcat]

[1] Super, I did not want to have to explain friends with benefits

[2] Look I am trying to soothe your mansion dead not dead pain and be a good person like the multitasking goddess I am and you're being intensely difficult

[3] Like, I'll look, but

[xp_deadpool]

[1/4] I STILL SHIP IT. I'm holding out for a true ship. Fingers crossed.
[2/4] Aw, thanks kitten. I guess if there's anything weird or
[3/4] fun from Ukraine, get me that?
[4/4] You're awesome.

[xp_blackcat]

[1] Make your own candy.

[2] North will show you how.

[3] Who is grumpy I'm not paying attention to him and those last two are from him hskjsdfbye