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To: [Colbert, Marie-Ange]
From: [Gemstone]

Subject: [A Proposition]

Marie-Ange,

As I understand, money is a thing that can one person can give another for certain services. I need your help with something that, unfortunately, doesn't involved maiming or killing. However it could very well get both of us killed. Interested?

-Topaz

Date: 2018-02-01 09:49 pm (UTC)
xp_tarot: (laughing)
From: [personal profile] xp_tarot
Topaz,

Yes I believe commerce is a system that is well established in this country.

I am unofficially retired from maiming or killing in exchange for money. How is this favour going to get me maimed and/or killed? Will my funeral be open casket or will it require cremation? Can I donate my body to science?

Date: 2018-02-01 09:59 pm (UTC)
xp_tarot: (laughing)
From: [personal profile] xp_tarot
Topaz,

This is a delightful way to die! My fee is noodles or other easily eaten food that does not require my fingers* from a place of my choosing during the final art session. Please expect an estimate of 400,000 doodles to choose from before a final decision on Hogwarts House and Activity is made.

* Bribing Wade and/or Doug to feed me is an acceptable alternative

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