Text To Warren

[xp_olaris]

1/3 WTF Warren. Today of all days is NOT the day to be taking off because of your hangovers.
2/3 This guy's lawyer is no joke. Whatever the fuck happened last night is going to screw us.
3/3 WARREN!

Comments

[xp_angel]

(1) Jesus, is Jean suing me? She wanted it just as much, I didn't do anything wrong!!!
(2) Last night was a gong show for everyone.

[xp_olaris]

1/3 Jean?
2/3 I am talking about the Grimley case. Q went to the guys house last night.
3/3 I really hope Jean has nothing to do with why Bobbi hasn't showed up.

[xp_angel]

(1) Q? God, he's stupider than I thought.... but I can't come in, Lorna. I can't. Long story short, I fucked up, Jean started it, Bobbi and Za-Tar left me, and yah... sounds like she really did leave town.


(few mins later)

(2) I've moved into a bottle of scotch. I can come in and do damage control but then I'm moving into a bag of coke. Which Warren do you want?

[xp_olaris]

1/2 Shit.
2/2 Stop cheating!

(answered after Warren's second text)

1/3 Neither. Last thing I need is an obvious drunk founder of XFI in a conversation with this guy. Just text me the number to your lawyer. We might be able to settle this outside of court. But we lost this case. And our client.

2/3 Do you understand that. WE lost this case because an idiotic member of our team decided to try and take matters into his own hands and it did so ILLEGALLY. This is going to hurt us.

3/3 I am going to have words with Q.

[xp_angel]

(1) We have an open relationship! And apparently Jean is a veto which I didn't know and I didn't even sleep with her ANYWAYS so whatever. It's not cheating, I ask permission.

(2) - (5) fuck!!!

(6) Jon Seward. XFI's official lawyer. He'll make this go away. And fuck you having words with Q -- I'm going to tear him apart. Has the media gotten ahold of this yet??

(7) fuck. I'll sober up or something. Shower. Finish damage control today, I'll be able to deal in a few hours.

[xp_olaris]

1/3 If she left then obvious she didn't give you her permission. fuck warren why are we talking about your relationship problems when hell is burning here.

2/3 Got it.

3/3 If I get even a whiff of alcohol on you I kick you out.

[xp_angel]

(1) MY hell is burning! And exactly! She said no so I didn't so that shows how much I care!

(2) I'll text you when I'm on my way. Gonna go cry in the shower now.

[xp_olaris]

1. You are only in the first level. The other 6 levels are here.