Email to Marie-Ange
Dec. 23rd, 2020 02:38 pmTo: [Marie-Ange]
From: [Celeste Cuckoo]
RE: Something you want to tell me?
Someone found this online. I refuse to believe it's not you.

Am I going to have to help you cover up a bird murder? Because I will need to know ahead of time to slot it into my schedule if yes.
~C
PS: Remind me some point in the near future to set up a true email for people who know.
From: [Celeste Cuckoo]
RE: Something you want to tell me?
Someone found this online. I refuse to believe it's not you.
Am I going to have to help you cover up a bird murder? Because I will need to know ahead of time to slot it into my schedule if yes.
~C
PS: Remind me some point in the near future to set up a true email for people who know.
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Date: 2020-12-23 08:52 pm (UTC)From: Marie-Ange
Subject: Murder
I am not twenty-something or from Oregon, but I suppose if this was me, I would not say I am a 30-something from France living in New York. That would be far too specific.
This is completely expected corvid behavior, they are horrible, intelligent and horrible. You could see if this is Topaz, she has birds that like her better, they bring her tacos.
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Date: 2020-12-23 09:08 pm (UTC)From: Celeste C
Subject: Murder
I could, I suppose, but that's not nearly as funny as accusing you.