Email to Kyle

[xp_submariner]

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Kyle Gibney,

We thank you for your so thorough concern that We refer to and abide by the “OSHA” Rules & Regulations for Onsite Safety. Your passion and dedication for procedure were admirable, although I was left questioning your adherence to another nation’s procedures even in light of Xavier’s Militia status.

Regardless.

Given the loss of your middle manager or vaguely appointed lieutenant, We have held off concerns about your own disregard for the policies you had Us thoroughly review before entering Avalon. We have taken the opportunity to earmark these policies in the digital copy of the formal procedures you had previously forwarded. Review the attached.

Thanks,

Namor
… etc etc etc Avenging Son, First of Atlantis

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

Namor (the first? of your name?) Avenging Son of Atlantis?

Look dude I don't actually know all your titles so please just lets go with "Kyle tried" and we'll figure out how to get you an email signature setup if you really want them all listed.

There's a lot to unpack here, so ima skip the 'other nation' stuff because I don't think I'm the right person to explain that.

I just wanted you to wear a hard hat and gloves, and I figured you'd be down with it being explained in governmental language. There's probably some

actually

dude, you were a ruler, right? You had to do governmental regulations? Did you guys have that? Because OSHA doesn't really cover mutant powers related exceptions to safety, because like - you can fly, so skipping the fall safety regulations is probably okay?

So - I'll review. Mostly because I'm pretty sure it's gonna include the whole part where I let Doug stand on me, but if you've got any suggestions for how to update safety training in the mansion to include exceptions for people's powers, go for it. Happy to read any suggestions.

Kyle Gibney

[xp_submariner]

We are currently not answering the pesky whims of this digital device and are “out of office."

Do not waste our time.

If you require anything urgent, send a message to Kate Pryde, Royal Assistant and Record Keeper of Atlantis. She knows Our business.

Thanks,

Namor
… etc etc etc Avenging Son, First of Atlantis