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From: Pyotr
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Subject: Enhanced Strength Training Area

I am temporarily closing the Enhanced Strength training area for a few hours. Also, never mind the dropcloths, paintbrushes, and the swearing in Russian while I try to figure out how best to redecorate.

Don't worry, functionality will be unimpeded when I'm finished.

Related Note: Marine biology is kind-of fun to look up.

Further Related Note: Blue Whale PB. That is all.

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From:

xp_wildchild

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Oh my FUCKING GOD you guys have got to come down to the Enhanced Weight area it's rad as hell.

like just excuse the guy laying on the floor laughing his ass off that's me
if the guy on the floor isn't me it's because I'm trying to find a store that'll sell me a 12 pack of Blue Whale Pale Ale so I can toast this fucking masterpiece in here.

From:

xp_banshee

I'm at the store already, if you'd like me to pick some up. Cans or bottles? How much of each? Should I grab a few party platters as well? They've a good meat and cheese one and several veg as well as fruit options. Oh, and a lemon tart I'll be buying regardless of what anyone else says. It looks delightful, with little kiwi slices and berries and things.

From:

xp_wildchild

GET A SUSHI PLATTER

also yeah, if you see the beer please get, it's the only whale themed one I know about. Bottles if they have it, cans give beer a weird taste.

Edited Date: 2022-07-10 08:31 pm (UTC)

From:

xp_banshee

What if I told you the gentleman selling me the party platters and the ridiculous number of cases of bottles told me I could buy a few kegs from the bar down the street?

From:

xp_wildchild

if it's whale ale we should make Pyotr lift teh kegs

From:

xp_banshee

I'm having the people from the pub load them up in my car... which let me tell you, love. It's a bit of a tight fit, what with all these platters, not to mention the crackers and things.

From:

xp_colossus

This is escalating quickly but I will lift the kegs. No problem at all.

From:

xp_banshee

Don't worry, I'll ask Kyle to carry everything else. And me, of course. I'll be helping.

From:

xp_mayhem

I can help with carrying.

From:

xp_banshee

Thank you! I'll text you when I've pulled into the garage.

From:

xp_colossus

I think this is a wonderful idea but unless you're into excess I'd be careful not to go too nuts.

What am I saying? Big house full of mutants.

Feel free to go nuts and we can store whatever we don't eat for anyone who would like some.

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xp_banshee

Precisely what I was thinking! Can you and the boys get a bunch of coolers together so we can get some of it on ice? Not all of it, obviously. I'm bringing a few stouts as well.

From:

xp_echo

I’d call all the excitement deeply weird but then I’d have to explain why I’m wearing a Hellfire Club t-shirt this week. (Eddie was robbed)

From:

xp_mayhem

This does look rad.

Metal form PB is cheating, what's your fleshy one? A loggerhead?

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xp_colossus

Normal me's PB is, unfortunately, not easily captured in the Marine Mammal classification system. I am, however, closing in on 400 kilos deadlift.

After a quick check, maybe Leopard Seal or thereabouts.