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To: [Makerboy, The Lucky One, Flatmate Who I Do Recall Is Not A Dog]
From: [Speechless]
Subject: . . . what.

I chose this weekend to venture once more into what under poor lighting may be construed as the "real world" and upon my admittedly tardy return to the journals find my efforts to effect re-socialization have been rewarded with this little bit of unexpectedness.

My father, perhaps acting under the influence of some lingering and completely baseless grudge pertaining to that period of months wherein all attempts at voluntary communication were violently repelled, mysteriously failed to tender any warning whatsoever.

I am being punished.