E-mail to Marius

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To: [Mr Has some explaining to do]
From: [Wondering what the hell is in the water.]

( What did you do! )

Email to Jennie

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To: [Jennie, Queen of the Desert]
From: [Kyle, who had to watch some weird movie with Patrick Swayze in a dress last night]

Dude, half your own gender is artarded. You want me to, I dunno, put frogs down their pants or something?

Email to Kyle

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After this email.

To: [Perhaps able to straighten this out]
From: [The entirely bemused]
Subject: Remind me . . .

So, I have this morning been informed that I am responsible for the impregnation of Jen. I find this curious, as I feel certain I would remember.

E-mail to Marie

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to: [D'Ancato, Marie]
from: [Kane, Garrison]

Hey,

Apparently one of your charges got herself knocked up. I think you might need to add the sex ed lecture back into your councilling sessions. You know, birth control; what it is, how you use it, please don't try to eat the flavoured condom...

--G

Email to Ororo

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To: [Ororo]
From: [Nathan]
Subject: that potential trip I mentioned earlier in the week...

Things have developed a little more swiftly than I anticipated, in terms of lining up appointments with the Necessary People in Tanzania and the like. We're planning to leave on Sunday, and be there for about four, five days, depending on how things go.

I know we were sort of just tossing around the possibility, but... how would you feel about coming? It's your area of Africa, more or less, and I could use both the language-help and someone with a better knowledge of the culture. East Africa's not an area where I've ever done a lot of work.

Let me know? I'll be in the office all day.

-N

Email to Marius

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to: [Husband only in name]
from: [Confused-as-hell wife]

Marius, darling, why does everyone think I'm pregnant and it's yours?

Email to Jennie

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To: [Jackpot]
From: [Juggernaut]
Subject: Property damage

What in the hell did you do to the Danger Room?

Postcard to Doug

[xp_daytripper]

On the back is written, slightly smudged:

Found the perfect place to stop. Having a brilliant time. Wish you and Angie were here. - A&A

Address to a beach house in a small town in North Carolina follows.

Email to Angelo and Amanda

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To: [skin], [wytchbrat]
From: [cypher]
Subject: 'wish you were here'

Hope you guys met that literally, because Angie and I just touched down at Raleigh-Durham. We're getting a rental and heading down to you guys. You need any groceries?

-D