Email to Shiro
Jan. 2nd, 2009 03:37 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
To: [Yoshida, Shiro]
From: [Beaubier, Jean-Paul]
Subject: Package for you
Shiro,
A parcel arrived for you today from Anne-Marie care of myself, and there is enough food in it to feed an army. There is also a letter included, instructing me to make sure that "the polite young man" is eating properly and recipes included to make sure that her definition of "properly" is being met.
I tried to get this woman's recipe for poutine out of her for almost two years before I gave up, then she meets you once and here it is. I should be annoyed, but you are the stray on her radar now, so I suppose it balances out (even if she can only do so much nurturing from afar).
Jean-Paul
PS: There is an envelope for you as well. I suspect it contains photographs. How much will I have to bribe you to assure that they never see the light of day?
From: [Beaubier, Jean-Paul]
Subject: Package for you
Shiro,
A parcel arrived for you today from Anne-Marie care of myself, and there is enough food in it to feed an army. There is also a letter included, instructing me to make sure that "the polite young man" is eating properly and recipes included to make sure that her definition of "properly" is being met.
I tried to get this woman's recipe for poutine out of her for almost two years before I gave up, then she meets you once and here it is. I should be annoyed, but you are the stray on her radar now, so I suppose it balances out (even if she can only do so much nurturing from afar).
Jean-Paul
PS: There is an envelope for you as well. I suspect it contains photographs. How much will I have to bribe you to assure that they never see the light of day?