TXT to Warren

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It is 4:30 am. I cannot make myself fall asleep. Jet lag my ass.

E-mail to Warren

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To: [Warren]
From: [Crystal]
Subject: [Dinner?]

Warren,

Do you have any existing plans for dinner tonight or would you like to have dinner with me? You may choose the restaurant; I do not have a preference as to where we might go.

Crystal

Left for Marius.

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Copies of this left for Marius and Laurie, or handed to them personally.

Kyle Gibney hereby transfers the debt of one free lunch owed to him by Laurie Collins to Marius Laverne.

E-Mail to Laurie

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To: [Laurie]
From: [Kevin]
Subject: For the record

I know Kyle's apparently all up in arms and Marius somehow broke his ankles fleeing from a hot girl, but just so you know? As the guy who lives next door, I didn't really care. You forgot to order something or something broke or whatever. I put it in the accident category pretty much. It didn't affect me that much aside from not getting a lot of sleep. Okay, there were other effects but I'm not complaining about them.

Kyle's being sort of loudly cranky about it so I figured you could use an email from someone who isn't mad at you over it all. Just, you know, apologize for the inconvenience to the people who need/want it and don't feel that bad about it. (And then have back up filters, I guess.)

-Kevin

Email to Laurie

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From: [Yvette]
To: [Laurie]

Subject: Accidents

Laurie,

I understand that accidents can happen - you lived with me, you saw that, like the time I had the nightmare and accidentally cut you when you tried to wake me up - and I am sorry that it happened. But I do not understand why you are being so... whatever it is you are being, about it. Apologize to the people who were effected and move on. It is the polite thing to do, yes? Apologize for causing the inconvenience?

Yvette.

Left outside Laura's door

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A large bottle of Polish vodka with the following handwritten note:


Laura -

I would like to apologise for my behaviour last night, including but not limited to:

1) Jumping you;
2a) Biting you in a borderline non-erotic manner;
2b) Biting you in a decidedly non-erotic manner;
3) Shoving you;
4) Terminating the encounter with a swift exit through the window rather than, say, verbal explanation.

Number 1 was quite enjoyable. 2a was, in itself, not entirely without its charms. However, 2b through 4 were undeniably rude. Clearly my mind was not functioning at fullest capacity, which, admittedly, is something of a chronic problem. Nonetheless, it is my hope the ridiculously illegal alcohol content of this vodka will convey my sincerest apologies.

- Marius