Email to Garrison and Adrienne
Dec. 11th, 2014 10:18 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
To: Garrison Kane
CC: Adrienne Frost
Subject: gfjkldfjdasl;kfjas
Firstly -- I would like to say thank you to whoever determined I needed a blanket. Much appreciated. I think I drooled on the sad excuse for a couch. I have christened it, and I feel no shame. None.
Secondly -- too much coffee + PVR'd Victoria's Secret Show + whatever noises you two were making = sex dream about Garrison last night. 5/10. I feel sorry for you, Adri, I really do.
Thirdly -- I can't move. And I need McDonald's. Lots of McDonald's. Like...small country worth...I want every single person in that place to be completely and utterly appalled while at the same time fascinated. Someone love me and bring me McDonald's. And they shall be named Ruler of Rogue's World, and they shall be loved. Let it be said.
Fourthly -- I think I like this couch actually. We've bonded. Become one, as it were. It told me its name is Joe, and it doesn't like it when Kane sits down with no pants. It makes things awkward, cause the rug (Tiffany) has a crush, and yeah....don't mess with the feng shui, Kane. Wear pants.
Fifthly -- ...I have no idea what I'm talking about. Coffee hangover, FTW! Bleeeeh....... pity me...........................
CC: Adrienne Frost
Subject: gfjkldfjdasl;kfjas
Firstly -- I would like to say thank you to whoever determined I needed a blanket. Much appreciated. I think I drooled on the sad excuse for a couch. I have christened it, and I feel no shame. None.
Secondly -- too much coffee + PVR'd Victoria's Secret Show + whatever noises you two were making = sex dream about Garrison last night. 5/10. I feel sorry for you, Adri, I really do.
Thirdly -- I can't move. And I need McDonald's. Lots of McDonald's. Like...small country worth...I want every single person in that place to be completely and utterly appalled while at the same time fascinated. Someone love me and bring me McDonald's. And they shall be named Ruler of Rogue's World, and they shall be loved. Let it be said.
Fourthly -- I think I like this couch actually. We've bonded. Become one, as it were. It told me its name is Joe, and it doesn't like it when Kane sits down with no pants. It makes things awkward, cause the rug (Tiffany) has a crush, and yeah....don't mess with the feng shui, Kane. Wear pants.
Fifthly -- ...I have no idea what I'm talking about. Coffee hangover, FTW! Bleeeeh....... pity me...........................