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[xp_angel]

(1) Day whatever of my weird obsession over Haller. Jess left his office the other day possibly pant-less, or maybe wearing shorts. My bang radar is pinging. Also her ass is still memorable.

(2) And then I heard some of the young people who live here talking about something else, Jean, Sooraya and Haller off on some date? After Sooraya was seen in Haller's office?

(3) So there are only two logical conclusions: threesome for fun, or threesome for love. I'm thinking the love part so now I'm typing a word I never thought I'd write. Throuple.

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[xp_angel]

(1) Boo. Go take one for the team and find out.

(2) Yeah, fair. Bobbi has a list of rules for me...and probably a manual somewhere, I'm sure. It's really nice to be with someone who knows how to handle me.

(3) LOL Spanking ... now I know what to bring up next time I have my morning coffee in his office.

(4) Did I tell you I've decided he will be my bff? I mean, he's an introvert so I have to do most of the talking but honestly, I think it's a great basis for a solid friendship.

[xp_darcy]

[1] Ah yes, the infamous "Care and Keeping of your absurdly rich paramour" guide.
[2] Are you trying to kill him? WARREN. Do not kill the nice man.
[3] This... explains so much.
[4] My social calendar's pretty full, I don't think I've got time to add "seducing the shy guy" to it.

[xp_angel]

(1) Soon to be absurdly rich husband. We really need to start planning this wedding .... meh.

(2) I'm not going to kill him! I bring him baked treats!

(3) Ugh fine. I'll find someone else to then.

[xp_darcy]

[1] It's true! You gotta get on that, or I'm gonna steal yo wife. (Kidding, you and Bobbi are too cute for that.)
[2] Kill him with EMBARRASSMENT. Not everyone is as free of shame as we are, hon.
[3] Warren. WARREN. Do not pay someone to seduce Haller. Do NOT. Let him reveal his stud status in his own time.

[xp_angel]

(1) I am paying nobody anything to do with sex unless it is toys or clothes.

(2) Whatever, I'm going to the source. Jean won't talk to me, and Haller is a minefield. I'll just ask Sooraya.

[xp_darcy]

[1] Toy budget is a good budget.
[2] Please do not mortify Sooraya, she's nice.

[xp_angel]

(1) It'll be fine. Trust me. I'll keep you posted.

(2) Mwah.

[xp_darcy]

You'd better! XOXO