xp_wildchild: (Beard - this isn't going well)
[personal profile] xp_wildchild posting in [community profile] xp_communication
To Liam, Sharon
From Gibney, Kyle
Subject: Mandatory FR meeting.

Yes, that stands for mandatory feral relations meeting. I just got the worst email from Warren, he and I agree this is better something I handle than he handles because I have more expertise and grace in these matters.

Yes, it is mandatory. No, 'I already had sex-ed in my tiny school in the north east' is not a valid excuse. Yes, I will bring snacks. I have more screaming cookies.

-Kyle

Date: 2023-10-21 11:18 pm (UTC)
xp_catseye: (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_catseye
To: Kyle, Liam
From: Catseye
Subject: Re: Mandatory FR meeting

I'm not sure what Warren told you, but whatever he witnessed was strictly the result of a miscommunication between Liam and me. We have since reached the following understanding:

1) There shall be no licking or otherwise questionable physical contact while I am in human form
2) There shall be no licking unless both parties are conscious to consent
3) There shall be no licking below the shoulders
4) Any physical contact in human form may be done only while I am fully clothed

Seriously, I have no sexual or romantic interest in Liam. He's 16 and orange.

Date: 2023-10-21 11:39 pm (UTC)
xp_liono: made by Walks (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_liono
To: Kyle, Sharon
From: Liam
Subject: Re: Mandatory FR meeting

UGH. Sharon learned boundaries, I learned that Sharon is ew. Well, I knew that. But ew in new ways.

It wasn't sexy. And it's not happening again or I'll be pissed off.

Liam

Date: 2023-10-22 12:07 am (UTC)
xp_catseye: (interesting)
From: [personal profile] xp_catseye
To: Kyle, Liam
From: Catseye
Subject: Re: Mandatory FR meeting

I love you too, Kitten.

I'm not ignorant of sex crimes, and I'm completely uninterested in committing any in the vicinity of Liam. It was just cat stuff. We figured it out.

Date: 2023-10-22 01:22 am (UTC)
xp_catseye: (interesting)
From: [personal profile] xp_catseye
To: Only Kyle
From: Catseye
Subject: Re: Mandatory FR Meeting

I'm spending extra time human now because I physically have to. Once I'm fully recovered I'll be able to shift as often as I'm used to. Congenital shapeshifter, remember? I have only a preferred form, not a fixed one. It is not my habit to remain in a single shape for more than a few hours at a time.

I find the risk of going into heat unlikely. I've lived with (male) cats all my life and find them exactly as erotic as I find humans: not at all. I would think that if I were likely to go into heat it would have happened during those months I lived exclusively as a cat.

That said, it would be interesting to know what exactly is going on with my reproductive system. When I shift I am, externally, incompletely human. I'm curious whether there are internal differences as well. It might be worth asking one of the doctors for imaging and hormone-specific labwork for my own reference. Oh, and a gynecological exam.

Anyway, if I do go into heat you're the one I'm most likely to approach because you're the only other mature feral on the grounds. I feel like I can trust you with my honor.

Especially because I know you are seeing Terry.

Date: 2023-10-22 01:31 am (UTC)
xp_liono: made by Walks (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_liono
Health class was a joke. Good news is that my dad isn't a joker. Worst. Saturday. Ever.

I have a box of condoms in my bathroom.

Date: 2023-10-22 01:35 am (UTC)
xp_liono: made by Walks (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_liono
AFAB?

Date: 2023-10-22 01:38 am (UTC)
xp_liono: made by Walks (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_liono
my claws are retractable. there was a banana.

also, like... I've never cut up a partner. because why would I bring out my claws around fun bits? I'm not 4 years old!

Date: 2023-10-22 01:39 am (UTC)
xp_liono: made by Walks (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_liono
just say girl?

Date: 2023-10-22 01:40 am (UTC)
xp_catseye: (interesting)
From: [personal profile] xp_catseye
To: Only Kyle
From: Catseye
Subject: Re: re: Mandatory FR Meeting

An assessment suits my needs. I will make an appointment. Dr. Voght hasn't examined my human form yet.

You're the one who wanted to discuss the potential complications of feral biology. You don't get out of this conversation that easy, either.

(It's too funny.)

Date: 2023-10-22 01:42 am (UTC)
xp_liono: made by Walks (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_liono
your quiz doesn't scare me!

... what's it on?

Date: 2023-10-22 01:43 am (UTC)
xp_liono: made by Walks (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_liono
right. but they're still girls.

Date: 2023-10-22 01:49 am (UTC)
xp_liono: made by Walks (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_liono
oh that. yeah, I'm good. I thought it was something about sex.

Date: 2023-10-22 01:50 am (UTC)
xp_liono: made by Walks (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_liono
nah, he's a dude. and if he's on T then he doesn't get periods.

Date: 2023-10-22 01:53 am (UTC)
xp_liono: made by Walks (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_liono
😮‍💨🙃🫠

Date: 2023-10-22 01:54 am (UTC)
xp_catseye: (interesting)
From: [personal profile] xp_catseye
While we're on the subject of safe sex, what does he do if he comes across an individual in heat?

Out of curiosity.

Or is that just the female's responsibility?

Date: 2023-10-22 01:58 am (UTC)
xp_catseye: (interesting)
From: [personal profile] xp_catseye
To: Only Kyle
From: Catseye
Subject: Re: re: Mandatory FR Meeting

Oh, really? This is interesting. I'd guess ferals would have been especially susceptible?

Date: 2023-10-22 01:58 am (UTC)
xp_liono: made by Walks (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_liono
I know not to get stds or babies it's fine

Date: 2023-10-22 02:00 am (UTC)
xp_catseye: (interesting)
From: [personal profile] xp_catseye
But do you know how to not get either of those, is the question.

Date: 2023-10-22 02:08 am (UTC)
xp_catseye: (interesting)
From: [personal profile] xp_catseye
Not going to lie, I'm a little worried.

Date: 2023-10-22 02:10 am (UTC)
xp_liono: made by Walks (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_liono
duh

Date: 2023-10-22 02:27 am (UTC)
xp_catseye: (interesting)
From: [personal profile] xp_catseye
You thought alliums were a kind of metal.

Date: 2023-10-22 02:32 am (UTC)
xp_liono: made by Walks (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_liono
because normal people say "onions"

Date: 2023-10-22 02:36 am (UTC)
xp_catseye: (interesting)
From: [personal profile] xp_catseye
I was referring to the whole genus. "Onions" would have been inexact.

While sometimes close enough is good enough, please don't bring that energy to sex ed.

Date: 2023-10-22 02:45 am (UTC)
xp_liono: made by Walks (Default)
From: [personal profile] xp_liono
oh my God

Date: 2023-10-22 02:47 am (UTC)
xp_catseye: (interesting)
From: [personal profile] xp_catseye
Right back at you, Kitten.

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