Email to Liam, Sharon
Oct. 21st, 2023 03:48 pmTo Liam, Sharon
From Gibney, Kyle
Subject: Mandatory FR meeting.
Yes, that stands for mandatory feral relations meeting. I just got the worst email from Warren, he and I agree this is better something I handle than he handles because I have more expertise and grace in these matters.
Yes, it is mandatory. No, 'I already had sex-ed in my tiny school in the north east' is not a valid excuse. Yes, I will bring snacks. I have more screaming cookies.
-Kyle
From Gibney, Kyle
Subject: Mandatory FR meeting.
Yes, that stands for mandatory feral relations meeting. I just got the worst email from Warren, he and I agree this is better something I handle than he handles because I have more expertise and grace in these matters.
Yes, it is mandatory. No, 'I already had sex-ed in my tiny school in the north east' is not a valid excuse. Yes, I will bring snacks. I have more screaming cookies.
-Kyle
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Date: 2023-10-21 11:18 pm (UTC)From: Catseye
Subject: Re: Mandatory FR meeting
I'm not sure what Warren told you, but whatever he witnessed was strictly the result of a miscommunication between Liam and me. We have since reached the following understanding:
1) There shall be no licking or otherwise questionable physical contact while I am in human form
2) There shall be no licking unless both parties are conscious to consent
3) There shall be no licking below the shoulders
4) Any physical contact in human form may be done only while I am fully clothed
Seriously, I have no sexual or romantic interest in Liam. He's 16 and orange.
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Date: 2023-10-21 11:39 pm (UTC)From: Liam
Subject: Re: Mandatory FR meeting
UGH. Sharon learned boundaries, I learned that Sharon is ew. Well, I knew that. But ew in new ways.
It wasn't sexy. And it's not happening again or I'll be pissed off.
Liam
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Date: 2023-10-22 12:07 am (UTC)From: Catseye
Subject: Re: Mandatory FR meeting
I love you too, Kitten.
I'm not ignorant of sex crimes, and I'm completely uninterested in committing any in the vicinity of Liam. It was just cat stuff. We figured it out.
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Date: 2023-10-22 12:44 am (UTC)From: Kyle
Subject: Mandatory FR Meeting
It's not just sex crimes I'm worried about.
I know you said you don't get a period, or never have or stuff, but - what if you spend extra time in like the 95% human form. Do you - like, risk going into heat or something?
I know, Liam's not a thing for you but I also - do you really wanna wake up one day and go "Yeah, i'd bang Tony the Tiger"
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Date: 2023-10-22 12:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-10-22 01:22 am (UTC)From: Catseye
Subject: Re: Mandatory FR Meeting
I'm spending extra time human now because I physically have to. Once I'm fully recovered I'll be able to shift as often as I'm used to. Congenital shapeshifter, remember? I have only a preferred form, not a fixed one. It is not my habit to remain in a single shape for more than a few hours at a time.
I find the risk of going into heat unlikely. I've lived with (male) cats all my life and find them exactly as erotic as I find humans: not at all. I would think that if I were likely to go into heat it would have happened during those months I lived exclusively as a cat.
That said, it would be interesting to know what exactly is going on with my reproductive system. When I shift I am, externally, incompletely human. I'm curious whether there are internal differences as well. It might be worth asking one of the doctors for imaging and hormone-specific labwork for my own reference. Oh, and a gynecological exam.
Anyway, if I do go into heat you're the one I'm most likely to approach because you're the only other mature feral on the grounds. I feel like I can trust you with my honor.
Especially because I know you are seeing Terry.
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Date: 2023-10-22 01:28 am (UTC)From: Kyle
Subject: Re: re: Mandatory FR Meeting
I'm just saying better safe than sorry.
no offense but I'd throw myself out of the window and break both my ankles before that would happen.
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Date: 2023-10-22 01:31 am (UTC)I have a box of condoms in my bathroom.
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Date: 2023-10-22 01:34 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2023-10-22 01:38 am (UTC)also, like... I've never cut up a partner. because why would I bring out my claws around fun bits? I'm not 4 years old!
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Date: 2023-10-22 01:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-10-22 01:40 am (UTC)Also don't forget you've got a quiz on Tuesday now that I have your horrified attention
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Date: 2023-10-22 01:40 am (UTC)From: Catseye
Subject: Re: re: Mandatory FR Meeting
An assessment suits my needs. I will make an appointment. Dr. Voght hasn't examined my human form yet.
You're the one who wanted to discuss the potential complications of feral biology. You don't get out of this conversation that easy, either.
(It's too funny.)
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Date: 2023-10-22 01:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-10-22 01:42 am (UTC)... what's it on?
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Date: 2023-10-22 01:43 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2023-10-22 01:45 am (UTC)If you have sex with a -man- who has ovaries and a uterus, he's still a dude, even if he could get pregnant.
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Date: 2023-10-22 01:54 am (UTC)From: Kyle
Subject: Re: re: Mandatory FR Meeting
A former friend of mine had pheromone powers. It went really badly once. REALLY bad. I am really. really. aware of how bad things can go.
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Date: 2023-10-22 01:54 am (UTC)Out of curiosity.
Or is that just the female's responsibility?
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Date: 2023-10-22 01:58 am (UTC)From: Catseye
Subject: Re: re: Mandatory FR Meeting
Oh, really? This is interesting. I'd guess ferals would have been especially susceptible?
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Date: 2023-10-22 02:00 am (UTC)From: Kyle
Subject: Re: re: Mandatory FR Meeting
Kinda, yeah.
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Date: 2023-10-22 02:36 am (UTC)While sometimes close enough is good enough, please don't bring that energy to sex ed.
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