Email to Liam, Sharon

[xp_wildchild]

To Liam, Sharon
From Gibney, Kyle
Subject: Mandatory FR meeting.

Yes, that stands for mandatory feral relations meeting. I just got the worst email from Warren, he and I agree this is better something I handle than he handles because I have more expertise and grace in these matters.

Yes, it is mandatory. No, 'I already had sex-ed in my tiny school in the north east' is not a valid excuse. Yes, I will bring snacks. I have more screaming cookies.

-Kyle

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

You have CLAWS. You make sure any AFAB partners you ever have know how those work.

[xp_liono]

AFAB?

[xp_wildchild]

Assigned Female At Birth, but I forgot about STDS so you just make sure any partners you know know how those work because being careful with claws when you're getting busy is not the easiest thing.

[xp_liono]

my claws are retractable. there was a banana.

also, like... I've never cut up a partner. because why would I bring out my claws around fun bits? I'm not 4 years old!

[xp_wildchild]

Someday you're gonna look back and go "Aw no, he was right."

Also don't forget you've got a quiz on Tuesday now that I have your horrified attention

[xp_liono]

your quiz doesn't scare me!

... what's it on?

[xp_wildchild]

One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich

[xp_liono]

oh that. yeah, I'm good. I thought it was something about sex.

[xp_liono]

just say girl?

[xp_wildchild]

Yeah, we're gonna have a talk about sex and gender now. Not all girls are born female, Liam.

[xp_liono]

right. but they're still girls.

[xp_wildchild]

Liam.

If you have sex with a -man- who has ovaries and a uterus, he's still a dude, even if he could get pregnant.

[xp_liono]

nah, he's a dude. and if he's on T then he doesn't get periods.

[xp_wildchild]

Yeah, we're gonna do a health unit Monday.

[xp_liono]

😮‍💨🙃🫠

[xp_wildchild]

I'm too old to know what that means

[xp_liono]

I know not to get stds or babies it's fine

[xp_catseye]

But do you know how to not get either of those, is the question.

[xp_liono]

duh

[xp_catseye]

You thought alliums were a kind of metal.

[xp_liono]

because normal people say "onions"

[xp_catseye]

I was referring to the whole genus. "Onions" would have been inexact.

While sometimes close enough is good enough, please don't bring that energy to sex ed.

[xp_liono]

oh my God

[xp_catseye]

Right back at you, Kitten.

[xp_catseye]

While we're on the subject of safe sex, what does he do if he comes across an individual in heat?

Out of curiosity.

Or is that just the female's responsibility?

[xp_wildchild]

Liam's getting an extra unit of Health and Sex Ed Monday and until then we pray.

[xp_catseye]

Not going to lie, I'm a little worried.