Email to Sharon

[xp_wildchild]

From: Gibney, Kyle
To: Smith, Sharon
Subject: Your molecules can be unstable but covered now.

I got a note that the thing with the unstable molecules and the tag that'll keep you from being cat-arrested by the SPCA is ready.

Consider it part of your plan with Judge Kyle to consider having unsupervised visitation with your sons and Uncles Shamu and Crookshanks

Comments

[xp_catseye]

To: Gibney, Kyle
From: Catseye

Subject: Re: Your molecules can be unstable but covered now.

You mean the instant-clothing thing you mentioned? Is that compulsory? I have been very respectful of other people's prudery. I'm even using a robe in my own suite. My manners are perfect as-is.

[xp_wildchild]

Yes, the instant clothing thing. That way if you're a very small cat who turns into a very tall woman you don't have to scramble for a robe.

[xp_catseye]

I see. You want to place yet more restrictions on my freedom. You would collar Catseye? This is very rude.

Only my husband is allowed to do that.

[xp_wildchild]

I mean you don't have to, but then you're spending all your time trying to find a robe or borrow someone's hoodie and horrifying your husband. Think of his feelings, Sharon. He already cried over the babies, why would you make him cry again over thinking you've been flaunting yourself.

Also it has bluetooth so you can use your phone when you're in cat form. Maybe not like tiny cat form but I bet Doug or Darcy could program it to recognize a couple of different meows.

[xp_catseye]

Did you just try to tempt me with special features? This is how people end up with Ring doorbells. They're sold to people with promises of safety and convenience, and then before you know it Amazon has a record of every politically unpopular visitor you have and is submitting the footage to the cops.

But I guess you're right. Match has been through enough this year, and human nudity does panic him so. I suppose I must accept... For his sake.