Text to Alani Ryan
Nov. 30th, 2023 09:45 pm[1/4] Just found out my siblings have a "No Sams Allowed" groupchat
[2/4] On the phones *I* bought them
[3/4] I'd try to make groupchats that leave out just one of my siblings each time but that's.... too many group chats
[4/4] WHAT ARE THEY EVEN USING IT FOR?!
[2/4] On the phones *I* bought them
[3/4] I'd try to make groupchats that leave out just one of my siblings each time but that's.... too many group chats
[4/4] WHAT ARE THEY EVEN USING IT FOR?!
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Date: 2023-12-01 03:08 am (UTC)[2/3] I'll preface that I don't have siblings, but I do have a lot of cousins
[3/3] So I have to assume they're dragging your choices and probably a lot of memes
5 minutes later
[1/1] I know for a fact they've sent a cat meme about you
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Date: 2023-12-01 03:29 am (UTC)[2/3] Alani I have 8 younger siblings and I raised half of them
[3/3] They are FOR SURE complaining about me - I used to ground them
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Date: 2023-12-01 04:06 am (UTC)[2/4] There's so much complaining and so many memes and probably talking about things you did like years ago.
[3/4] Did you ground all of them???
[4/4] Please tell me you didn't ground all of them at some point?
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Date: 2023-12-01 04:16 am (UTC)A minute later.
[1/1] She's also smarter than me and I'm scared of what she woulda done to me if I'd tried.
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Date: 2023-12-01 04:24 am (UTC)[2/3] Okay, I kid, I kid, but glad you've only grounded (*checks notes*) 7/8 of your siblings.
[3/3] Do you think they've made memes specifically about you? They have to of, right?
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Date: 2023-12-01 04:48 am (UTC)[2/2] her teachers gave me a STACK at the parent-teacher conferences