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[1/3] So in addition to the sister who introduced herself by posting about his relationship on main, apparently Sam has another guest in his suite. I haven't seen him yet, but I smell feathers. Or at least feather dander. Avian morph, maybe?

[2/3] My investigations shall continue.

[3/3] Oh, and Sam's not happy. This might be the first time he's ever told me 'no.' And I've deserved it so many other times before.

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From:

xp_liono

you always deserve to be told no.

...birb?

From:

xp_catseye

Birb. Or avian traits.

. . . Unless it is a liar, like Namor.

From:

xp_liono

oooooh

From:

xp_catseye

Potentially. Investigations continue.

From:

xp_shatterstar

Namor is a liar?

From:

xp_catseye

Namor is a fish with feathers. Covered in lies.

From:

xp_shatterstar

penguin

From:

xp_catseye

He should be so lucky. Have you seen royal penguins? Immaculate.

From:

xp_match

[1/2] wait

[2/2] r u testin ppl???

(2 Minutes Later)

[1/1] Maybe he got a parrot?

From:

xp_catseye

[1/2] I am always testing, husband.

[2/2] Parrots don't snore, so probably not.

From:

xp_match

[1/3] parrots cant snore?

[2/3] oh

[3/3] how do u kno its a he?

From:

xp_catseye

[1/3] You got me there, I guess parrots could imitate snoring.

[2/3] Hm, you have a point. I don't know if it's a he. Those scent markers are only reliable indicators of sex for animals.

[3/3] Thank you for keeping me honest, husband.

From:

xp_shatterstar

what do we smell like

From:

xp_catseye

Yourselves, of course. Your scents are all unique.

From:

xp_rictor

What did you do to make him stop you?

From:

xp_catseye

[1/2] Laid hands upon my actual person and bodily ejected me from the suite.

[2/2] Normally a mauling offence, but he seemed upset. I used my discretion.

2 minutes later

[1/2] Sorry, I misread. I only asked for food.

[2/2] So you know, that thing I do to everyone, always.

Edited Date: 2024-01-02 01:21 am (UTC)