Txt to Marius

[xp_wildchild]

1. Bro
2. on a scale from 1-10
3. how safe would it be if you just like
4. went and read somewhere for 2 hours somewhere else
5. like IDK the media room or the library or literally anywhere else

Comments

[xp_emplate]

[1] To your question, I would declare myself my personal safety to be a 1.

[2] As it happens, the pool tends to be unoccupied at this time of night. I believe I'm healed up enough to avail myself of the facilities.

[3] Why do you ask?

a minute later

[4] Wait, in which direction is the scoring system? I interpreted it to be from Minimally to Most Endangered, but now I fear you meant Minimally to Most Safe. I'm whichever end of the scale means you're not dialing the Medlab right now.

[xp_wildchild]

HOLY SHIT DON'T DO THAT TO ME
JEsus I meant 10 is safe and 1 is
idek 1 would be 'about to go get dreadlocks and a respirator again'

[xp_emplate]

[1] I accept no responsibility for your poorly-defined parameters.

[2] What's the emergency?

[xp_wildchild]

1. I mean not REALLY an emergency
2. I just kind of haven't you know seen my girlfriend in like two weeks
3. I mean I HAVE seen her
4. Just not really

[xp_emplate]

[1] Ah, I see.

[2] Mate, you are mistaken. This is, indeed, an emergency.

[3] A sexual emergency.

[xp_wildchild]

1. I was thinking i'd just put a sock on the doorknob
2. But now i'm considering target practice
3. Yeah, that kind of emergency.

[xp_emplate]

[1] You know this is one endeavor in which you will always see my full support.

[2] Is there any other way in which I may assist you? Drawing a hot bath for the two of you? Lighting a few candles?

[3] Two weeks is indeed an eternity. It's short notice, but if you need a refresher on the basics I might be able to put together a quick PowerPoint. Just let me know.

[xp_wildchild]

1. This is making it weird
2. weirder than usual
3. really really weird
4. I really do not want the powerpoint
5. just gonna bring back memories of carrying you naked through genosha
6. oh also jubes thought we were a thing
7. no offense but ew

[xp_emplate]

[1] It's already gone midnight and you just requested I vacate the premises to resolve your sexual emergency. I reserve the right to make this exchange as weird as I choose.

[2] Although to be perfectly honest I did not want to make that PowerPoint, either. Sometimes the joke gets away from one.

[3] Jubilee thought we were involved? That is highly amusing.

[4] Impossible to tell which of us is slumming, for a start.

[xp_wildchild]

1. oh so get this
2. oh fuck that reminds me we can talk about the end of the world now btw
3. the spies had some gnarly psionic shit go down there was an alternative universe
4. Iforget did I tell you this
5. ANYWAY in that world Jubes and I were an item but then i got made dead
6. idk why I remembered this NOW
7. anyway it's you slumming you're rich I'm paying off grad school still a little

[xp_emplate]

[1] Ah, but you see, I am the vapid playboy and you are the working-class hero with Depth of Character. Our respective social circles would be appalled for entirely different reasons.

[2] You did mention we could discuss the end of the world shortly after my return, but you appear to have skimmed the details.

[3] Please elaborate on "made dead". Was this a murder, some manner of retcon by the universe, or some manner of zombie situation?