Text to Sam & Jay

[xp_aero]

[1/5] PAIGE’S MIXTAPE BOY IS SUCH A DICK!!!
[2/5] First he was rude to me on a run cause I accidentally knocked out his headphones even tho I apologized
[3/5] THEN he called me ugly and stupid in the library! while rummaging around in my head with telepathy!
[4/5] AND NOW he’s *in the suite* after carrying Paige in from the library cause she fell asleep and is waltzing around like he owns the place!!!!
[5/5] also he’s British!!!
A few seconds later
[1/1] HE JUST FLIPPED ME OFF!!!!

Comments

[xp_cannonball]

[1] never one to side with a British musician- are you sure the telepathy thing is on purpose? He’s new here ain’t he?
[2] what do you mean he’s actin like he owns the place what is he doin?

[xp_aero]

[1/2] It weren’t on purpose but he didn’t even apologize after! An’ he was *very* rude before that.
[2/2] He’s cooking! In the kitchen he came and dropped Paige off left and then came back and barged in again.

[xp_icarus]

[1] that's kinda sweet of him to do for her

[xp_cannonball]

[1] doesn’t he not have a mouth? Paigey said somethin’ about him not havin’ a mouth…
[2] was nice of him to bring Paige home at least

[xp_aero]

[1/2] Dunno, he uses a little computer to talk when he’s not snoopin’ in peoples minds
[2/2] …i guess, still could be polite about it. Didn’t even get a hi hello how are you he just came in.

[xp_cannonball]

[1] so…he might be disabled which would make it harder for him to communicate
[2] he’s still a bitch for what he said to you but I don’t necessarily think it’s fair to be mad at him for not talkin’ if he…cant or for his powers actin up
[3] I’m also apparently the only one who ain’t met this boy and I’m feeling very left out

[xp_aero]

[1/2] I guess that’s fair :/
[2/2] HES GOING INTO PAIGES ROOM BYE

[xp_cannonball]

[1] WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOIN

[xp_aero]

[1/1] he cleaned :/ and then left

[xp_cannonball]

[1] very upset that I can’t be mad at him for that
[2] Paige’s room is disgusting

[xp_icarus]

[1] Huh he was perfectly nice to me
[2] but I didn't know he was British :/
[3] kinda two-faced of him

[xp_aero]

[1/1] Said I couldn’t possibly be a Guthrie cause I’m mean unfunny and ugly. I literally did nothing to him he’s just mean for no reason! I was just tryin to check out a book!

[xp_icarus]

[1] what the hell. That's so rude

[xp_cannonball]

[1] HE SAID WHAT

[xp_aero]

[1/1] “Wouldn’t’a pegged you as one of them. You’re different. They’re nice, funny, an’ cute.”

[xp_cannonball]

[1] what a fucking asshole
[2] ….wait does that mean he thinks Jay is cute?