Text to "Twinkle Toes"

[xp_speed]

[1/3] yo
[2/3] they gave me a phone
[3/3] this place is defintely a cult

Comments

[xp_wiccan]

(1/3) Who is this?
(2/3) Tommy?
(3/3) You have my #?

[xp_speed]

[1/4] duh
[2/4] idk it was already on it
[3/4] spooky
[4/4] it's all very kumbaya besides that

[xp_wiccan]

So what's it like? Besides the weird vibes.

[xp_speed]

[1/5] big
[2/5] fancy
[3/5] they're all nice ig
[4/5] there's ping pong and video games
[5\5] oh and "grounds"

[xp_wiccan]

(1/2) Most places are on the ground unless they're castles in the sky
(2/2) So it was OK when Mr Summers talked to your parents?

[xp_speed]

[1/3] no like
[2/3] castle grounds
[3/3] grass and woods and a lake. medieval type shit

a few seconds later

They said I could stay for now.

[xp_wiccan]

(1/3) Medieval? I'm not going to get there and there's going to be a Spanish inquisition, is there? That's not something I'm expecting
(2/3) That reference is older than my parents but I hope you're a man of culture enough to get it
(3/3) OK good. I'm coming after the new year next week

[xp_speed]

[1/2] I haven’t met any spanish guys yet, I think a few are mexican tho
[2/2] cool

[xp_wiccan]

(1/2) I see I'm going to have to bring my dad's Monty Python Blu-ray set for you
(2/2) How are the rooms?

[xp_speed]

pretty fly

[slightly blurry image of a bedroom]

[xp_wiccan]

(1/2) What you couldn't hang up even one poster?
(2/2) Want I should bring you anything when I come next week? Not just a poster I mean

[xp_speed]

[1/3] they didn’t exactly hand out posters in prison dude
[2/3] idk. anything but your awful skinny jeans
[3/3] u should leave those

[xp_wiccan]

(1/2) Not even of Rita Hayworth?
(2/2) You can't have my pants

[xp_speed]

[1/2] who?
[2/2] I don't want them!

[xp_wiccan]

(1/2) That would have been a very good joke if you ever saw Shawshank Redemption
(2/2) Do you want anything that's not pants?

[xp_speed]

[1/2] mmmmm some of your mom's soup
[2/2] that was so good

[xp_wiccan]

I am 💯 she's going to send me off with a care package of Rosh Hashannah leftovers, which will include soup and kreplach. I'll make sure she gives enough for two

[A minute later:]
Rosh Hashannah is the Jewish new year.

[A minute after that:]
Kreplach are like Jewish wontons

[xp_speed]

[1/2] jewish or not it's going in my tummy
[2/2] tell her thank you