Text to Wanda and Arthur
Sep. 30th, 2025 08:46 pm[1/4] Wanda wtf there's a chaos baby in the mansion
[2/4] If you wanted your own sidekick I would have let you borrow Sharon
[3/4] Maybe in the spring during shedding season
[4/5] Arthur at least just got a dog
[5/5] WHAT DID YOU DO
[2/4] If you wanted your own sidekick I would have let you borrow Sharon
[3/4] Maybe in the spring during shedding season
[4/5] Arthur at least just got a dog
[5/5] WHAT DID YOU DO
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Date: 2025-10-01 03:08 am (UTC)[2] Movies knew that ago. Give any guy a pup and suddenly he’s instantly charming, approachable, and leading man material
[3] I’m staying ahead of the curve
[4] A chaos baby though? Big swing
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Date: 2025-10-01 03:16 am (UTC)[2] You did not need a cheat code
[3] We are by default our own cheat codes
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Date: 2025-10-01 03:33 am (UTC)[2] Wanda you could have just gone blonde
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Date: 2025-10-01 03:40 am (UTC)[2] I think she's just ignoring us at this point
[3] It's like she doesn't want to be part of the hot blonde luck???? club
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Date: 2025-10-01 03:51 am (UTC)[2] Don't worry. You're my favorite edgelord, Wanda
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Date: 2025-10-01 09:44 pm (UTC)[2/5] Have you seen this hair? It absorbs light, darlings, god forbid hair dye
[3/5] I didn’t plan on finding a nervous chaos baby but here we are
[4/5] his first act was to use magic so I managed to find a nervous chaos MAGIC baby
[5/5] you’re welcome
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Date: 2025-10-02 12:15 am (UTC)[2] No one said it was a MAGIC baby
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Date: 2025-10-02 12:29 am (UTC)[2] Also he's a teen, so the warranty is probably up
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Date: 2025-10-02 12:48 am (UTC)[2] we void our warranties from day one
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Date: 2025-10-02 03:31 am (UTC)[2] Managers? Idk