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To: Summers, Alex
From: Yoshida, Shiro
Subject: HeliX
Normally I would just speak to you face to face, but you're asleep now (or pretending to be, and I'd rather not have you all cranky on me so I won't wake you up) and we both have lots of class tomorrow so I probably won't see you until bedtime, so I'll resort to e-mail.
Anyway. You are coming to the banquet thing. I am not going with Clarice alone, got it? You will come too, and you will have a good time, or at least a not bad one, even if I have to physically force you and cram goodness down your throat with a big rusty spoon. Do you understand?
Good, thought so. Sleep well, Alex.
From: Yoshida, Shiro
Subject: HeliX
Normally I would just speak to you face to face, but you're asleep now (or pretending to be, and I'd rather not have you all cranky on me so I won't wake you up) and we both have lots of class tomorrow so I probably won't see you until bedtime, so I'll resort to e-mail.
Anyway. You are coming to the banquet thing. I am not going with Clarice alone, got it? You will come too, and you will have a good time, or at least a not bad one, even if I have to physically force you and cram goodness down your throat with a big rusty spoon. Do you understand?
Good, thought so. Sleep well, Alex.
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Date: 2004-09-20 12:22 pm (UTC)And correction, I'm *not* going to that damn banquet, not if Lorna is going to drag her hodad of a new boyfriend. I don't want to be responseable if my mutation goes off on him because was I tempted last night. I believe the american term would be, wild horses couldn't drag me to be in the same room as him ever again.
So sorry Shiro, gotta bail on this one. You and Clarice will have fun, if I know her, plus I'll just be a third wheel. Go have fun and don't worry about me.
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Date: 2004-09-20 11:15 pm (UTC)Sorry, but your correction needs correcting. You are going to that damn banquet. I will have Marie-Ange conjure shackles so I can drag you there myself, if need be. Fuck Lorna, and fuck this guy. You have to come. You can't let her win so easily. If you just don't want to be in the same room as that bastard, then I will kill him for you. There, problem solved.
P.S. And I don't want you coming to be a third wheel. I want you there so I have someone to hide behind in case Clarice gets a little, you know, frisky.
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Date: 2004-09-20 11:28 pm (UTC)And I'm not going. I don't care about letting her win and your not going to kill him. I want that pleasure thank you very much but it's not going to happen. It's easier this way and *no one* gets killed. I.Am.Not.Going. Get over it Shiro.
And please, you afraid of the little purple pixie hitting on you? I know you see me laughing at over here. Come on Shiro, I think you can handle yourself like a big boy.