Emails to Alison, Forge, Doug

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To: (Sr. Devil Woman in Charge of Deviling)
From: (Possibly Displaced Apprentice)
Subject: I have been had.



Alison? Ms. Maximoff is an evil and horrible woman who needs to be tested for secondary mutant powers of tricking innocent frenchwomen into favours.

No, please. Stop laughing. I am quite serious. She has tricked me into taking Forge shopping for new clothing! Help? I could use advice on how to keep from wanting to toss him into a fountain!

-Angie

P.S. In all seriousness, I could use the advice. Forge sets my teeth on edge. I do not know why.



To: (Forge, John Henry)
From: (Colbert, Marie-Ange)
Subject: Your schedule.



Forge,

Ms. Maximoff has asked that I assist you with a new wardrobe. As I find myself with a wealth of free time and what seems to be a masochistic streak, I find myself wondering when you have free time in your schedule for this.

I expect it will take quite a few hours, as she was rather clear that you need "One of Everything".

I believe that we can manage this without either of us leaving the shops with major injuries or significant property damage. Let me know when you have a block of free time.

-Marie-Ange

P.S. I will refrain from use of your hated first and middle names, if you can manage to recall that the last letter of my last name is silent.



To: (Knight of Cups)
From: (Angie)
Subject: Why me?



I have managed to agree to take Forge shopping for clothing. I have been tricked, I think. Ms. Maximoff is evil, and only slightly less of a devil woman than Alison.

That aside, remind me why I thought it was a good idea to try to have the Christmas concert that Alison was planning? She is better, it is not as if she is not teaching now... Except that I would feel awful, and we have worked on it.

Tell me you -have- been working on it? Also please tell me you think you can wrangle Manuel into singing because I do not think I can, with homework and schoolwork and meditation and practice...

Last? Why was there a scrawled note saying "Ninja Christmas!" on my message pad this morning in your handwriting? I am very confused.

Love,
Angie

Comments

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To: (mon coeur)
From: (votre chevalier)
Subject: What if I make a pouty face? :)

Jealous? Of _me_?

Yes, cutting things up is very nasty.

Ipod earphones on the sunflowers? How silly. :)

-Doug

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To: (Knight of Cups)
From: (Angie)
Subject: I think it will take more than a pouty face.

You are older, have a girlfriend and are taking college classes, and are much taller than he is, and have all your limbs.

It is very silly. I keep expecting him to talk to the flowers next.

Love,
Angie

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To: (mon coeur)
From: (votre chevalier)
Subject: More than a pouty face? Any suggestions?

I still don't get it. I don't understand his serious antipathy for me.

And there's nothing wrong with silly. :)

-Doug