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To: {Threepio}
From: {Stormtroopers}
Subject: Hey, second-opinion me here.

You know that song Jubes found? Is it just me, or does that voice start to sound really, really familiar after the tenth or twelfth repeat? I'm starting to suspect somebody is being sneaky.

Also, did you go see Batman Begins yet?

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To: [clown prince]
From: [human decoder ring]

I didn't want to say anything, because I figured it might just be me. Hm. Maybe we should get a third opinion from Guido?

And it looks like the indie stations don't even know who it is. It was sent out via a throwaway email account, as far as I can tell. So that lends credence to your 'sneaky' theory.

Yeah, I saw it over the weekend. I'm up for seeing it again if you haven't, though.

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Asked him already, and he's playing dumb, which probably means we'll have to devise a suitable revenge at some point. I'm all for the further confirmation thing, though--who do you think, Terry, maybe? Anybody else?

And yeah, I saw it a couple times last week, but damn, that's a good flick. Wanna see if the girls are interested?

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If it is who we think it might be, and the big guy knew about it already, I say we either suffocate him in his sleep, or devise a pranking so subtle and profound that it will be a warning to generations of friends to not keep crap like this from us.

Terry's a good idea. I'd say Mr. Guthrie, but have you noticed that if you mention that particular person to him, he gets his "I'm over her, really, why do you ask?" face?

Double date sounds good like me. You in the mood for anything specific in the way of food? Because there's always my Mexican place. :)

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I think that sounds like a plan.

And yeah, we don't want Sam's face to freeze like that. ;) Hmm . . . how about Mr. Marko? He's a fan.

There is not your Mexican place. Some of us do not hate our sense of taste, and are not therefore bent on its total and utter destruction. How about we see what the ladies are hankering for, since we're picking the movie already?

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Any thoughts on the pranking front? I mean, justifiable homicide is always a tricky plea to pull off...

Mr. Marko sounds like a good idea. I'd forgotten him.

Hey, not ALL the food at my Mexican place is designed to light up your taste buds. That's just the Sooper Sekrit stuff Mama Lupe makes when I come in. :) But yeah, asking the girls is fine by me.

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I'll let it percolate. If we have to get him, it needs to be legendary.

Mr. Marko's so unremarkable, yeah, I can see why he'd slip your mind. He's just an unassuming guy, doesn't stand out in a crowd at all. ;)

And dude, I hate to break it to you, but I think Mama Lupe is actually trying to poison you.