E-mail to Lorna

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To: {valued customer}
From: {purveyors of pranks and japes, try our world-famous iced revenge}
Subject: Welcome back!

So how's Hawaii this time of year?

Oh, and you might want to keep an eye on Bobby this Thursday, I have it on excellent authority that he'll be having kind of an embarrassing day. ;)

Comments

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To: {Master of Mischief, He who solemnly swears he is up to No Good}
From: {Very Patient Prank Purchaser}
Subject: Thanks!

Hawaii was lovely. I have an apartment! With, like, keys and everything. And oh. my. god. the food there. Seriously. You and Rahne need to round up down in my the kitchen and we're going to learn some traditional recipes.

*grins* Pardon me while I mwhahahaha.

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To: {hopefully satisfied customer}
From: {clever with the gadgets}
Subject: See, now I want a Marauder's Map. Darnit.

Keys are good for an apartment. Very handy things, keys. They're all the rage, I hear.

Yeah, my cousins stationed down there have nothing but good things to say about Hawaiian food. Be happy to learn some. :)

And I think you'll be pleased. It's a little high-tech twist on an old classic. :)

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To: {Go Go Gadget}
From: {Can't Hardly Wait}
Subject: Ask Forge. Betcha he could build one.

You know what I like best about keys? I don't usually need them. I'm my very own lock pick.

Soooo tasty. I had to beg for recipes.

Excellent.

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To: {Jennifer Love Hewitt or Lauren Ambrose?}
From: {Definitely Not French Stewart}
Subject: Yeah, but how many people around here would kick up a fuss about being motion-tracked?

You never have to worry about locking your keys in the car with the engine running. This is me all envious now.

You always beg for recipes. :) Anything I should particularly look forward to?

Feel free to evil-laugh as much as you want on the day, too--the less attention I draw, the better. :)

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To: {Classic Gadget Only}
From: {Love so that Ethan Embry loves me}
Subject: Is it bad that now I really want him to do it?

You need to work on projecting your dupes. Then you can dupe /into/ the car and get your keys back.

Kahlua Pig of course. And Huli Huli Chicken. It's like yum.

He's going to blame me anyway. Might as well laugh. You should tell the Ali-monster too.

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To: {You sing about like she does too}
From: {always been kinda animated}
Subject: Yeah, I'm sorta tempted now too.

Only if I can jam my fingers past the door seal. You ever try jamming your fingers past a car door seal? It's not incredible amounts of fun.

Okay, we need to do that chicken real soon. And the pig, too, sometime when I'm not eating with Kitty.

And yeah, I was planning to warn Alison about the show sometime today or tomorrow. She's been kinda on the quiet side lately, I figure it'll cheer her up.

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To: {Looks who's talking?}
From: {Can't carry a tune in a bucket but who wants to do manual labor anyway?}
Subject: It would be wrong. Very wrong of us...

Hmm. Learn to leave a window cracked?

I'm telling you, impromptu cooking class as soon as you round up your fellow cheflette.

Yeah...I don't know what's up with that, exactly.

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To: {Certainly not you, that's what you have Alex for}
From: {Not the Talking Bruce Willis Baby either}
Subject: It would be. All privacy-invadey and stuff.

Or I could just do what I do now, and carry a spare key in that little key pocket thingie in my wallet.

And here I go rounding up, then.

The Blackbird zipped out the other day, I'm thinking maybe a mission went wonky on her or something. The Professor's probably got a handle on it, whatever it is.

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To: {That was Bruce Willis?}
From: {Also for killing spiders}
Subject: And totally not necessary. Frivolous one might say.

Or that. If you want to be boring about it. What if you lock your wallet in the car too?

Wunderbar

I hope so.

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To: {the mighty X-Man who does not kill her own spiders}
From: {will so be getting my money's worth out of that one}
Subject: Wait, now I'm confused, are we trying to talk ourselves in or out of doing it?

Then I am far too stupid to deserve a car. Or I just admit my shame and call a locksmith.

I'm sure he does. That's what he does is have a handle on stuff.

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To: {Opportunist}
From: {Spiders are scary}
Subject: ...yes?

Or there's that solution.

Yeah. In that Dumbledore way where he makes us figure it out ourselves.