E-mail to Lorna

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To: {valued customer}
From: {purveyors of pranks and japes, try our world-famous iced revenge}
Subject: Welcome back!

So how's Hawaii this time of year?

Oh, and you might want to keep an eye on Bobby this Thursday, I have it on excellent authority that he'll be having kind of an embarrassing day. ;)

Comments

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To: {Certainly not you, that's what you have Alex for}
From: {Not the Talking Bruce Willis Baby either}
Subject: It would be. All privacy-invadey and stuff.

Or I could just do what I do now, and carry a spare key in that little key pocket thingie in my wallet.

And here I go rounding up, then.

The Blackbird zipped out the other day, I'm thinking maybe a mission went wonky on her or something. The Professor's probably got a handle on it, whatever it is.

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To: {That was Bruce Willis?}
From: {Also for killing spiders}
Subject: And totally not necessary. Frivolous one might say.

Or that. If you want to be boring about it. What if you lock your wallet in the car too?

Wunderbar

I hope so.

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To: {the mighty X-Man who does not kill her own spiders}
From: {will so be getting my money's worth out of that one}
Subject: Wait, now I'm confused, are we trying to talk ourselves in or out of doing it?

Then I am far too stupid to deserve a car. Or I just admit my shame and call a locksmith.

I'm sure he does. That's what he does is have a handle on stuff.

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To: {Opportunist}
From: {Spiders are scary}
Subject: ...yes?

Or there's that solution.

Yeah. In that Dumbledore way where he makes us figure it out ourselves.