SMS to Moira

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OOC: Sent during the lunch break between the morning and afternoon portions of the bar exam.

essay ?s suck. why did I think this was a good idea? head spinning and their coffee is of the weak. love you. kiss the munchkin for me and tell her dad is insane.

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I think she already knows you're insane. She was giggling madly when I told her. Essay questions do indeed suck. And you're doing this because it's better than going out and blowing things up? Almost? Love you too.

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or patricide. patricide is bad. multiple choice this afternoon. tell me it's bad to cheat? TP such temptation.

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Do you really want me to make myself a widow? I didn't think so. Go
play nice with the other children.

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children is right. they're all so young. budding would-be lawyers. will probably go right into private practice and make tons of money defending criminals. like me! hah! you know, I've never had to have a lawyer?

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That's because when you didn't get away, you got tortured...and no, that's not the same as having a lawyer.

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this is what happens when you spend most of your time in countries where the legal system is just a suggestion. i didn't write anything bizarre and alarming in the essay questions though. go me! has ray done anything cute while i've been gone?

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And this is why it pays to avoid them, dearest. I'm so proud, you really must want this if you refrained from that. Oh yes! She chewed on Bella's tail. Or, well, gummed.

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nine days old and already trying to eat the bird. that's more than a little alarming. you did take pictures, yes? also, young blonde law student trying to hit on me. v. disturbing

[x-mactaggart.livejournal.com]

Of course I did. Poor Bella's now sulking in the corner. ...is there a lake nearby or something you can shove her into?

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downtown NY, dearest. no lakes. could attempt to drown her in the drinking fountain? just might if she doesn't stop trying to flash cleavage at me.

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Throw your wedding band at her head. Don't want to further polute the drinking water. Besides, if you aim right it might go through one ear and out the other.

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did better! GW just came with lunch. gave him a big hug and insisted upon introducing blonde bimbo to my "husband". blonde bimbo proceeded to make fish-y faces. GW managed to keep a straight face. go him!

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I knew there was a reason I married you. Do I need to give him a talking to, just in case you decide to throw me over for him?

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GW says i'm too high-maintenance. he brought me GOOD coffee. he has his plotting face on but he won't tell me what. says he'll drive me back to the mansion after the afternoon exam though.

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You? High-maintenance? Never. Tell him whatever he's plotting, I expect you boys back before dark.

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... he says he's coming back to talk to charles. ok. something definitely up. think it's a good thing, though. feels like it's a good thing...

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I hope he likes tea.

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gah. must go. calling us back in. see you in approx five hours. will stop somewhere and return with choice delicacies for mother of my child. good primordial male behavior no? love you!