E-mail to Kitty

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To: {tease}
From: {excellent memory}
Subject: Heh.

Also, tucking your legs behind your head is not hard. You just have to be flexible.

Y'know, it's a good thing I'm not into the public reminiscences like some of the people around here. ;)

Comments

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

To: [not so public reminiscencer]
From: [interestingly flexible]
Subject: -innocent smile-

I'm not teasing anybody... I was just commenting... :D

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To: {like a contortionist, only cuter}
From: {very grateful for the existence of dance lessons}
Subject: Innocent my foot.

Well, you're teasing now. I will just be forced to shrug elaborately in response.

And c'mon, like you don't know Kyle's going to have a mental image when he reads that. You're evil. ;)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

To: [approves of dancing]
From: [approves of pushups and heavy lifting]
Subject: You know, I don't think your foot's that innocent, really. I think you're impunging my innocence!

Mmmm, shoulders...

I'll admit there is an outside possibility that I'm teasing Kyle. Am clearly not teasing you, though, as that would imply that I had no intention of following through after I get you all worked up.

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From: {gets paid for 40 hours a week of heavy lifting}
To: {reaps the benefits}
Subject: What a shocking and appalling accusation. I am shocked. Possibly also appalled. How do you know you're not impugning the innocence of my foot?

I may be forced to take my shirt off. I mean, I think I spilled some dip on it earlier, and we can't be having with wearing dirty shirts.

So this would be more in the nature of a promissory note, then? I definitely approve of such things. By all means continue.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

To: [has some of the best jobs]
From: [reaps the benifits in many, many ways, and would kind of like to go out for dinner tomorrow...]
Subject: Given the way you respond to footrubs, well... I think you do protest too much.

I think taking off the shirt is a good idea. Definitely no wearing dirty shirts. In fact, maybe I should come by your room and collect the dirty shirt for laundry later...

Unless you were planning on holding onto the promissory note for some later time?

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To: {doesn't have to lift boxes of wheat}
From: {gets paid well for lifting wheat, and would also like to go out for dinner tomorrow}
Subject: Well, you're way too good at foot rubs, is all.

I think you should come over right now because this shirt is only going to get dirtier. And there's no sense in letting promissory notes pile up. :)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

To: [your turn to pick the destination, I think]
From: [foot rub giver]
Subject: Yeah, but they don't compare to your backrubs.

You make some very good points. I'm on my way.

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To: {Ventresca's? We haven't been back there in a while}
From: {back rub giver}
Subject: Best idea Mr. Summers ever had, that massage course. :)

I'm waiting. And oops, I spilled chocolate sauce on my pants. They'll have to come off too.