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To: [MakerBoy]
From: [Marius]
Subject: now i've got something approaching fingers again


so, yesterday. peanut gallery aside, how upset were you? not that i wasn't trying to wind you up, but i've been known to overdo it now and then and it occurs to me some people have places you just do not go. i don't have a habit of mugging amputees, but trauma over limb-theft didn't strike em as matching your particular set of emotional baggage. if it was, i owe you an apology. truth be told, i was sitll more than a bit shirty with how you acted after the incident with dani and that, but if it mucked with your head i'll put you down as owed a shot with the wrench.

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To: [Verney]
From: [Forge]

Upset? Nah, more just annoyed that I was trying to work on it when you grabbed it. No big emotional trauma. But hey, if I can play it for sympathy, you know, far be it from be to turn down my adoring fans. Chicks dig the leg. It's better than a puppy.

JHF

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just checking. kind of talk i was hearing made it seemlike i'd kicked an old lady in the teeth and then backed over her cat a few times. granted, if you'd been a stranger and not my roommate i might've agreed. or at least not left the thing in the garden.

weird bit is, i'm normally not much for that sort of thng. this weekend was a bit off. i hope it was the powers that did it... for a start, i'd hate to think i licked mr. dayspring in sound mind.

and can't sya from missing a limb, but being a puppy isn't half bad either. it's something to do with the big ears and waggy tail. they're all over you. which was great until it was cats' turn.

by the way, where the sod did you get verney? at least 'makerboy' makes sense.

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Because Marius Sammar Cartier Laverne sounds way too pretentious, even for me. And the email program ends up abbreviating it automatically to [M.S.C.Laverne] which sounds like an ill-fated naval vessel.

And hey, Catseye's not all bad. Sometimes the random attacks are fun. And then she shreds your pants.

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see, the point of giving the full name is that it gives me something to break up 'marius laverne'. oh, and also some rubbish about cultural heritage, but mostly the laverne.

and the 'fun' is what makes them painful. if i wake up to a girl on my chest it's only supposed to be for one reason, and inseritng cats into one of those scenarios violates a fundamental rule of reality. and then i spend the next hour twitching.