Email to Alison
Apr. 5th, 2006 08:59 pmTo: [Crazy bint]
From: [Old maid]
Subject: [I should be horribly surprised...]
.....or deeply hurt that you went off and got hitched without so much of a word to me. But I'm neither. I'm happy that you found happiness with the git at a 24-hr chapel, honest! And even though I didn't received my invite to this shot-gun wedding of yours, I did send my gift through the post and it should arrive within the next day or so.
I have to wonder where you are as I've tried calling a few times but you weren't around. I guess this email will have to do what I can't do in person.
I wish you all my best, my friend. And if ever you need anything, simply ask.
All my love,
Betsy
From: [Old maid]
Subject: [I should be horribly surprised...]
.....or deeply hurt that you went off and got hitched without so much of a word to me. But I'm neither. I'm happy that you found happiness with the git at a 24-hr chapel, honest! And even though I didn't received my invite to this shot-gun wedding of yours, I did send my gift through the post and it should arrive within the next day or so.
I have to wonder where you are as I've tried calling a few times but you weren't around. I guess this email will have to do what I can't do in person.
I wish you all my best, my friend. And if ever you need anything, simply ask.
All my love,
Betsy
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Date: 2006-04-10 05:40 pm (UTC)From: [Very Very Crazy Married Woman!]
A reasonable person! Dear god, miracles happen! :D And oh dear my, what a gift. Wench! *hugs*
It's been phone tag all along. I keep getting your messages and you keep getting mine. But! I've found the perfect way to lure you in to my den of iniquity. Or, well, den of suntanning anyway. With were I'm moving? You're going to have to visit me now. (Post soon to go up. You'll see.)
Thank you, hon. And the same in return, as ever.
Love,
Ali