Email to Sam, Paige, Clarice

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: (Sam), (Paige)
CC: (Clarice)
Subject: HELP!

Jay says he can't wear a tux because he has no money and we couldn't rent one because of his wings and I don't want him to have to hide them but if I have to wear a tux so should he and he sounded kinda disappointed that he couldn't and I have a little bit of money I could spend but not a whole lot and I don't know where we could get him one fixed up to let the wings out...

Clarice I think you still have his measurement things from making shirts and if you have those and I dunno, the how you make his shirts work and we got Jay a tux could you fix it so he could wear it? Is that... can tuxes be made for a guy with wings?

I dunno what to do. I could try to pay people back if they helped pay for it?

Comments

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

whoa...calm down and let me spazz.

yeah, a tux can be made for Jay. HOWEVER - Warren has one several. Lemme see if I can get one of Warren's old tuxes to work before we go cutting up several hundred dollars worth of tux. I do have chest/wing measurements, I don't have waist or inseam.

since you didn't email Jay in this...it's supposed to be a surprise, isn't it? You are NOT making this easy you know. and finals too. You SO owe me.

Clarice

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CC: ALL
Subject: OMG.

Clarice, I totally love you right now. And yeah, surprise. Totally.

I forgot about Warren!

I can get waist and inseam. What do I need to do to get them?

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steal me a pair of his dress pants. preferably ones that fit him properly, nothing baggy or extremely tight.

what would be best would be if you can help me think of a way I could molest him to get decent measurements.

Clarice

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dress pants'll be delivered to you sometime tonight. Hrm.

I dunno. I got nothing. :(

private to Kyle

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got nothin' or don't want me to molest your boyfriend?

also...(and I cannot believe I am asking you this)...hang to the right or left?

Clarice

Re: private to Kyle

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I have no good ideas about how you might molest the measurements out of Jay.

Um. ... My left or his left?

Re: private to Kyle

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your left.

Re: private to Kyle

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Uh, then it'd be my left. His... right?

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The genius hat goes to Clarice on this one.

Let me know if you need a little extra to make ends meet, though, okay? Or to fund Clarice's work.

Paige

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And if Gee doesn't have enough to cover it (and even if she does) I have a bit stashed away from a good streak at Mr. Marko's poker night.

-Sam