Emails to Wisdom and LeBeau
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From: [ Mademoiselle Poupre ]
Subject: [ Not for naught... ]
...but I'm absolutely knackered.
I do have a gift for the two of you and it's not even your birthdays. At least, I don't think it's either one of your birthdays. Well, I'm almost positive it isn't. Especially since I've never been privy to witnessing the perfunctory drunkiness that is akin to such celebrations. And I am, in fact, speaking of celebrations that are conceivably more devastating than your usual romps to the pub. On that note, would it kill either one of you to actually age yourselves? Mind you, it's a damn pesky thing trying to go birthday shopping for spooks. Our lot is so damn paranoid. Can I tell you it ruins the fun when random gifts are treated to bomb squads and scent dogs before actual handling. Besides feelings get hurt, it's not like I'm doing something hazardous like cooking.
Getting back to the point, I'm back as Amanda has no doubt informed you with good news. Ruffled feathers have been smoothed and egos stroked. Luckily most men are perverts or we'd have a harder time pulling this off. As it stands, because of me, we now have strong contacts bridging across the Southeast quadrant and with a few well-placed nudges I've decently managed to cover the rest of the Asian contingent. We're no longer running blind. Hell, if our luck continues, I'm hopeful that we'll be well on our way to rebuilding what we managed to bugger up this past year.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a long and drawn out meeting with a hot stone treatment.
Ta,
Betsy
From: [ Mademoiselle Poupre ]
Subject: [ Not for naught... ]
...but I'm absolutely knackered.
I do have a gift for the two of you and it's not even your birthdays. At least, I don't think it's either one of your birthdays. Well, I'm almost positive it isn't. Especially since I've never been privy to witnessing the perfunctory drunkiness that is akin to such celebrations. And I am, in fact, speaking of celebrations that are conceivably more devastating than your usual romps to the pub. On that note, would it kill either one of you to actually age yourselves? Mind you, it's a damn pesky thing trying to go birthday shopping for spooks. Our lot is so damn paranoid. Can I tell you it ruins the fun when random gifts are treated to bomb squads and scent dogs before actual handling. Besides feelings get hurt, it's not like I'm doing something hazardous like cooking.
Getting back to the point, I'm back as Amanda has no doubt informed you with good news. Ruffled feathers have been smoothed and egos stroked. Luckily most men are perverts or we'd have a harder time pulling this off. As it stands, because of me, we now have strong contacts bridging across the Southeast quadrant and with a few well-placed nudges I've decently managed to cover the rest of the Asian contingent. We're no longer running blind. Hell, if our luck continues, I'm hopeful that we'll be well on our way to rebuilding what we managed to bugger up this past year.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a long and drawn out meeting with a hot stone treatment.
Ta,
Betsy
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Date: 2006-05-23 04:49 pm (UTC)I age in a perfectly normal manner. I just choose not to make a fucking song and dance about it.
Pete.
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Date: 2006-05-23 05:30 pm (UTC)I'm not asking for dancing dogs and what have you. Just a niggling sense of when you were excavated from your mother's womb. Not so much to ask.
Betts.
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Date: 2006-05-23 05:40 pm (UTC)Pete
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Date: 2006-05-23 06:49 pm (UTC)