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TO: [Ms. Marie D'Ancato]
FROM: [Crystal Amaquelin]

Ms. Marie,

My roommate snores. That is, she snores when she sleeps. She says she doesn't require much sleep, so she stays up on the phone until 6 A.M. at which point she finally falls asleep. This is when the snoring begins.

I can't take it anymore. I need to change rooms. Now, please.

Crystal

P.S. This school doesn't really have a boy who eats people, does it? Marius was just joking, right?

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To: [Crystal]
From: [Marie]

I must ask you to bear with the situation a little while longer. I can potentially provide some mediation between you and your current roommate, or we can look into some other openings and see if we can get you into a more comfortable fit. Please come by my room later this evening so we can chat.

As for Marius...in a manner of speaking, his mutation does require him to...um, take a bite out of people (no actual eating involved). But it is almost always voluntary and under the supervision of the medical staff here. So no worries, but we can also discuss this if you are still concerned.