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To: (Mr. Roboto)
From: (Hungry, you know, like the wolf)

Subject: Dude, we need the gossip!

Okay, so I totally know you -can't- really give the gossip on whatever the fuck trashed the gym doors, but are you allowed to answer like, direct questions?

1. Like, is Logan okay?
2. And did he have to stop like, a demon attack or something.
3. Is anyone else not okay? I mean, nobody got hurt or anything, right?
4. Also, speaking of hungry, totally missed the New York thing due to having to finish the last essay from my total trip into assholeness, and now I'm starving. You up for pizza, dude?

-Kyle

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

To: [Atavistic]
From: [Cerebral]
Subject: Gossip

Given that it's a staff issue, I can't be the one giving out particulars. But in short; yes, no, no, and not today.

In long: Logan's fine, I suppose. No demon attack or anything. No one's hurt. I kind of have some things to work on, but I suppose if you order pizza, I can head up for a bite or two in a few.

JHF

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

To: (Mr. Roboto)
From: (Hungry, you know, like the wolf)
Subject: Re: Gossip

I figured, dude, but you're totally my best source for direct questions like this.

Is it like, urgent stuff, or is it like, Forge is hiding in his lab stuff that can wait the half hour it takes to eat pizza? Because dude, just because you're all Staff Adult College Man doesn't mean you get to avoid.

Also, I thought atavistic was only for like, Doc McCoy, because he's phyiscally a monkey. I'm not monkeyish. No tail, no sloping forehead, no obsession with bananas or throwing my feces. Didn't I like, do a post about this a while ago?

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To: [Not quite simian]
From: [Not quite robot]
Subject: re: gossip

It's... yeah, I can come out for a while. Just not a good time of year for me to be social.

And all feral mutants by definition display atavistic mutations, that's what 'feral' means. Adapted physically to pre-civilization evolutionary traits. Vision and scent being the primary two, according to most research. Basically, the theory is that if cavemen hadn't figured out the whole roof-over-head and tool-using concepts, evolution would eventually probably make the mass of humanity a lot more like you.