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to: [Chuy]
From: [Juan]

Hey, do you know what is up with Darth Vader? I can hear him crashing around in his room, and now even _I_ can smell all the sulfer.

You know the ghost roommate better than me.

-J.S.

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To: (Juan Solo)
From: (Chuy)

Damnifino. He's been weird since he got back. I mean, I'd be weird if I was all Darth'd up, but this is way worse then it was. If it keeps up, I'll talk to him, or get Forge on him or ... something. Man, I dunno.

-Raaaaauuuhughhggh.

PS. Oh, hey. Did Angel grab you about Halloween yet?

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To: [Wookie]
From: [Space Pirate]

Just checking. It just stinks in here now, man.

Yes, Angel did grab me. There is no way I am getting out of it, is there?

(I suppose I could just put a bag over my head with some eyeholes, that would work...)

- J. B. S.

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To: (Juan Solo)
From: (Chuy)

I know where the fans and de-stinky stinkers are - I had 'em when Forge was mucking with stuff in the room that smelled like burning tin foil. I don't know how much help it'll be, but we can go get them.

No. She's persuasive. Also a dirty blackmailer.

And patched clothes, and like, dirty old shoes.

-RAAAUUUGH.

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To: [Chuy]
From: [Juan Solo]

We should. If it is bad to me, then it cannot be fun for you.

I had threats instead of blackmail. I tried to argue for the man with the pumpkin head, but she says it is a different movie.

No straw though. Straw itches. And we should involve the parrot.

- J. "I planted one on Princess Leia" S.

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To: (Juan Solo)
From: (Chuy)

There's a reason I and the laptop are down in the library, dude.

There's a pumpkin head man?

No straw? Man, you suck. Stuffing? How are you gonna involve the parrot? Pirate Scarecrow?

... Which Leia? Because, I mean, um... ..

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To: [Chuy]
From: [Juan Solo]

There was another movie, much scarier. About Dorothy returning to OZ. One of the people in it was a man with a pumpkin for a head.

Straw itches. Find me straw that does not itch and I will wear it. I was thinking the parrot could go in costume as a crow.

And a gentleman never tells.

- J. S.